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[ohio cryptic lineage™️ @its_rayshell]

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[p. @sixinchbeys]

huda particles still in the air

[Hernandy D. Morales @hernandy_s]

The concept of spoiling a book older than the Bible

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

everyone i know in their late 20s is having an existential crisis because we skipped our mid 20s in the pandemic. relationships fast-tracked, careers faltered, we lost those core identity-building years and now we feel like 23-year-old brains in bodies approaching 30

[‏ً @fiImfag]

when I was a kid i used to think this was the best pop song ever made. then i grew up and matured and realised that this is absolutely the best pop song ever made.

[Chad 💙 @ChadBoston_]

I think some people aren't really understanding, it's not about corporations actually giving a fuck. They never did. It's moreso an indicator that it *used to* be seen as profitable to signal allyship, but that's just not the case anymore, which is sincerely concerning

[Softboy @softboywin]

I think smartphones are ruining our lives but also if I had to go to the airport in 1998 with just my wits & a subway map I’d kill myself

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

"would you live in a jail cell for 37 days to win $835,000" is like your average Mr Beast challenge

[oxyzen @oxyzen]

this is what happens when “everyone gets a puppy” finally beats “diarrhea forever”

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

I know it’s become pretty cliche and cringey to talk about at this point but if you’re under like 25 I cannot stress enough how one time Obama wore a tan suit and people spent a week arguing over whether or not it was demeaning to the Oval Office and they were serious about it.

[ً @wynrosei]

I just heard this girl say, "If men didn't have to wipe their ass, toilet paper would not be free in public spaces. bleeding is also a natural bodily function, but because men don't do it, it's not treated as universal."

[Anthony Avon .Art @AnthonyAvonArt]

So stop it maybe? Who are you warning? I can't do anything, YOU are the UN.

[Mike Bird @Birdyword]

It is really funny that the biggest professional networking social media site in the world now leans quite heavily on a feature that tells you how many of your colleagues spend a lot of time playing puzzle games

[Jedi @dhe3g]

Punishing homeless children to show the world he is a better Christian than the Pope

[kat⚢ @katziix]

yall are always flaming bisexual women with boyfriends but never bisexual men with girlfriends.. i wonder why

[mollie writes stuff @vuse_lover]

Met a guy recently named Jonathan who goes by Nathan. I didn’t even know you could do that

[alex 💌 PHOEBE MSG @ItCantBeYou]

upselling your phoebe tickets when they were literally for charity is embarrassing as HELLLLLLLLLLLL

[Josh Raby @JoshRaby]

What is going on with movie clips online now where the AI voice describing what you’re seeing is at 130% volume, the actual audio is at 60%, and then there’s this second voice like whispering gibberish underneath all of it at like 8%

[anna @annakatherines_]

Just occurred to me this is the first time in my lifetime I can remember a billionaire funding a valuable public works project. Andrew Carnegie funded like 2000 libraries alone lol

[ally @missmayn]

these new horror movies are hitting because young folks are scared of different things.

home invasions don’t work because no one owns a home. slasher movies are unrealistic when everyone has ring cameras and life360.

liminal spaces and being forced to date a bad guy? horrific

[AvxryMk4 (They/Them) 🇵🇸 🥭 @AveryMk4]

Tomer Capone being an IDF soldier who plays a character that's angry when people kill children