the ultimate wifeform

some dog | zoomer daria | ryleigh (it/its) | 27 | ΘΔ type vibes | first generation line cook | 18+

[the ultimate wifeform @its_ryles]

j k rowling may be joseph goebbels reincarnate, but i defy you to show me a funnier scene in all of movie history than daniel radcliffe cradling dobby's limp naked muppet body

[the ultimate wifeform @its_ryles]

@documense probably stop cooking for him

[Mellifex @mellifexfarm]

behold my ugly

[the ultimate wifeform @its_ryles]

@ShipwrightA how is this not just blocking with extra steps

[musteil⚰️ @musteilSS]

five hundred cigarettes
#darksouls #artmoots

[a certain ezra of #calwtwt @ir4t3_]

does socializing sometimes feel like this for anyone else

[Brachor @gogogaga834224]

Gm everyone

[audrey @phlegmme]

Learn 👇

[the ultimate wifeform @its_ryles]

@mx_blueskye @MisterFizz @TopMontagnard @18brumaireguy vorsh

[Stanley Baldwin @TopMontagnard]

It’s really unfortunate that Yellow Jacket Luke kind of died after ROTJ came out. To me this IS Luke and he appears for a few moments on-screen and then in some peak comics and nothing else

[Janice @LibrarianPoster]

*looking at the excesses of the fabulously wealthy* Wow it's like a bunch of POORS moved into the white house!!!!

[the ultimate wifeform @its_ryles]

@unsungmugwump devastating

[the ultimate wifeform @its_ryles]

@terrythatiam @QuiGonJenna i mean, he wasn't straight anywhere in it either. so he kisses leah's hand, gay guys do corny shit like all the time

[the ultimate wifeform @its_ryles]

@nathanielro this does not contradict your argument in any way, but it is true

[the ultimate wifeform @its_ryles]

@nathanielro spongebob was born in '86 per the driver's license he envisions in a dream. this would make him only 13 when the series began, seeing as spongebob owns a home and has been trying to get a license for some time now, the earliest the series could actually take place would be 2004.