Sosa

[Larrison @_larryRmfc]

🚨Nigerian popular influencer Fiona on cristiano Ronaldo:

“Imagine hating Cristiano Ronaldo so much that you cannot appreciate what he has given to international football. Even when he retires, his name will remain bigger than the arguments people have been having about him for years.”

[Damsons @daram_ola]

When Peter Parker (Spider-Man) turned to the dark side, the power was too much for him to bear.

🎥

[bee @beemuhamma]

Landlord: “Your security deposit is being withheld because the apartment was left with significant damage.”

Tenant: “What damage? I handed over the keys after cleaning the entire apartment.”

Landlord: “The kitchen cabinet is broken, the bedroom wall has holes, and the living room carpet is badly stained.”

Tenant: “I have pictures from the morning I moved out. Everything was in perfect condition.”

Landlord: “Pictures don’t change what our maintenance team reported.”

Tenant: “Then when did your maintenance team inspect the apartment?”

Landlord: “Three days after you moved out.”

Tenant: “And who had access to the apartment during those three days?”

Landlord: “Our maintenance staff and the next tenant who came to view it.”

Tenant: “The next tenant?”

Landlord: “Yes. They were allowed to inspect the property.”

The tenant went quiet for a moment.

Tenant: “You are telling me someone else entered an empty apartment, and now you’re charging me for damage that happened after I returned the keys?”

The landlord insisted the deductions were legitimate.

But then the tenant sent him a photograph taken on moving day.

Tenant: “Look at the kitchen cabinet. Now check the photograph your maintenance team submitted.”

The landlord opened both pictures.

Landlord: “I’ll need to look into this.”

[𝔸b𝕒𝕫𝕫 @abazwhyllzz]

This olosho app sharp oo👀

[Bofem @views999]

Honestly wish I had powers like this, I bet the boy didn't see this coming. This is so satisfying 😂

[Drill Tales @themoviedrill]

My wife and I already had two children.

One night, she approached me in the bedroom and said:

Wife: “I want us to have another baby.”

Me: “We agreed two was enough.”

Wife: “I know. But lately, I’ve been thinking about having another child with you.”

I asked what had suddenly changed.

She smiled and said:

“Because I still get butterflies when you kiss me, and I want to experience pregnancy with you one more time.”

I was about to answer when she reached into her bedside drawer and brought out a pregnancy test.

Two lines.

I stared at it.

“Wait… are you telling me we’re already expecting?”

She nodded, smiling.

[Ayo 🦅🔥 @Bvngzaf]

He's very happy for his little win

[Miraola💕 @miraghini]

He got what, he was asking for !!!!😒

[CHRIS .A. @AbokwaraCHRIZ]

You get $100,000 but only if you pass ONE school subject’s final exam with absolutely zero studying.
No notes. No all nighters. No “I reviewed a little.”

Be brutally honest, which subject are you gambling it all on?

[Baggio @Baggio2345]

Manager: “HR, I want $500 deducted from every employee’s salary this month.”

HR: “$500 from every employee? That’s a lot of money. What’s the reason?”

Manager: “The department exceeded its operating budget. Someone has to take responsibility.”

HR: “How much did the department exceed the budget by?”

Manager: “Approximately $45,000.”

HR: “And you believe deducting $500 from everyone’s salary is the appropriate solution?”

Manager: “They all contributed to the waste. Some leave computers running overnight, others misuse office supplies, and some employees spend company money carelessly.”

HR: “Have you identified the employees responsible?”

Manager: “I’m not interested in pointing fingers. Everyone will contribute.”

HR: “Did the CEO approve this deduction?”

Manager: “I don’t need to explain every management decision to the CEO.”

HR: “Actually, you do. Nobody can authorize salary deductions like this without proper approval.”

Manager: “Are you refusing my instruction?”

HR: “I’m asking you to submit the financial records so we can understand what happened.”

Manager: “Fine. I’ll send them. But I expect the deductions to reflect in this month’s payroll.”

HR: “Before that, I want to ask you something. Who approved the $18,000 equipment purchase last month?”

Manager: “I did. Why?”

HR: “The equipment was never delivered.”

Manager: “The supplier delayed the delivery. These things happen.”

HR: “Then why did you approve full payment?”

Manager: “Because the supplier promised to deliver within two weeks.”

HR: “It’s been six weeks.”

Manager: “I’ll handle it.”

HR: “I contacted the supplier yesterday. He says he transferred $9,000 back to your personal account after receiving the payment.”

Manager: “That’s a lie! Who gave you permission to contact him?”

HR: “The CEO.”

[Blacksplayhour @Blacksplayhour]

She thought she was sleeping alone, but something else was moving her

[BALL IQ @BALL_IQfc]

I consider Enzo on3 of the "DIRTIEST"
Footballer

Who else do you rate as Dirty ‽

[CIKA @BigCika]

She thought she was dealing with just a stubborn skin infection until her doctor mentioned HIV 😭

[lucas @real_lucas01]

Guess the player

Level: VERY HARD

[GunnerPulse @GunnerPuls]

Without mentioning Real Madrid, name one club that has won all these.

[hollow @Cardern1]

That Disney walk away will always get me

[🇫🇷 @UtdRilley_]

Sin contar a David Beckham y Jude Bellingham. Nombra a un jugador que haya jugado en el Real Madrid y en la selección inglesa.

No puedes.

[Liiam @KvngLiiam]

Would this scare you at night?

[Bosha🍁 @auwal_sls]

She bumped into the wrong soldier… and paid with her life. This scene from Assassination hits different. 💔

[Sweet Berry @CalistusOb46441]

1,000 years of conquering the world just to get folded by a forest guardian in 2 minutes flat...📺📺📺

Xu Wenwu came in Sang-Chi with the full Ten Rings aura, ready to destroy everything, only to be beaten completely

It's the way the fight turned into lowkey flirting real quick and we all witnessed it together