Hannah Spanner

my tweets are my own thoughts and not that of my employer. You can take the girl out of Essex, but you can't take the Essex out of the girl. Online Dating Guru.

[Hannah Spanner @its_spanner]

Again my Twitter feed is all over the place from a time perspective. Unsure if it’s me that is unhinged.

[Hannah Spanner @its_spanner]

@markcurtains Love the Bubblegum kit 🥰

[Hannah Spanner @its_spanner]

@markcurtains Maybe that’s why I like it so much 😆

[Hannah Spanner @its_spanner]

Bought some of these dad boys today, no longer the hip young thing.

[Hannah Spanner @its_spanner]

@heartshapedoll Mine is gonna get through tomorrow with the dry shampoo option.

[Nick Pettigrew @Nick_Pettigrew]

This inauguration is like a Comic-Con for pieces of shit.

[Hannah Spanner @its_spanner]

@fimango I am shocked by this. No words.

[Hannah Spanner @its_spanner]

Anyways glad Molly-Mae and Tommy Fury snogging has deflected from my own indiscretion this week.

[Hannah Spanner @its_spanner]

Up that Candem Town this afternoon

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This is the same ‘spoons my cousin got my parents chucked out of.

[Hannah Spanner @its_spanner]

Going out with my brother for some drinks today, he is hoping the haircut and recent addition of glasses will be a disguise to get back into the ‘spoons he was asked to leave a few months ago.

[Hannah Spanner @its_spanner]

Been out being cultured again today at The Mousetrap

[Hannah Spanner @its_spanner]

Here we are 2025 best to you and yours xxxx

[Hannah Spanner @its_spanner]

Was as uncomfortable as watching The Bodyguard with the fingering scene. Yes we are repressed and uncomfortable.

[Hannah Spanner @its_spanner]

Really enjoyed that part of QI involving things being put up vaginas whilst watching with my parents and brother.

[Hannah Spanner @its_spanner]

Would though recommend Benjamin Button musical. Cast were amazing signing, and playing multiple instruments.

[Hannah Spanner @its_spanner]

Was out up theatre land in that London today. Got slightly annoyed at the wizard cunts bumbling along.

[Hannah Spanner @its_spanner]

@eel_pie_pete 16:00 hours here. Swede already cooked 👍🏽🎄🙏

[Hannah Spanner @its_spanner]

Just cut my brothers hair using some beard trimmers and a comb. It’s no low taper fade.

[Hannah Spanner @its_spanner]

Just went up M&S Foodhall with my Dad. Was a precision trip involving bus travel both ways, back in less than 35 mins.