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Miami Dolphins, Sacramento Kings, Motocross, Gamecocks, Golf, Stoolie, BUSH

[Subii 🐬 @its_subii]

Waddle extended 🤞

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Somewhere in Tennessee

[Jeremy Kauffman 🦔🌲🌕 @jeremykauffman]

we went from the first gay kiss on television to buy this dinner for better anal sex in under three decades

[dps @dps2323]

What on earth was going on in 2020

[Dolphins Muse @DolphinsMuse]

Dolphins roster movement tracker (2026 offseason)

Departures:

Minkah Fitzpatrick (S) — MIA → NYJ
Jason Sanders (K) — MIA → NYG
Jake Bailey (P) — MIA → ATL
Tua Tagovailoa (QB) — MIA → ATL
Tyreek Hill (WR) — Released
Nick Westbrook-Ikhine (WR) — MIA → IND
Cedrick Wilson Jr. (WR) — MIA → DET
Alec Ingold (FB) — MIA → LAC
K.J. Britt (LB) — MIA → NE
Julian Hill (TE) — MIA → NE
Cole Strange (OL) — MIA → LAC
Kader Kohou (CB) — MIA → KC
Bradley Chubb (EDGE) — MIA → BUF
Joe Cardona (LS) — MIA → LAR
Elijah Campbell (S) — MIA → NYG
Jaylen Waddle (WR) — MIA → DEN
Zach Wilson (QB) — MIA → NO
Jack Jones (CB) — MIA → SF
Benito Jones (DT) — MIA → LV
Larry Borom (OT) — MIA → DET
James Daniels (OL) — Released
Liam Eichenberg (OL) — Released

Additions:

Malik Willis (QB) — GB → MIA
Zayne Anderson (S) — GB → MIA
Josh Uche (EDGE) — NE → MIA
Lonnie Johnson Jr. (S/CB) — LV → MIA
Zane Gonzalez (K) — FA → MIA
Darrell Baker Jr. (CB) — TEN → MIA
Ben Sims (TE) — MIN → MIA
Alex Austin (CB) — NE → MIA
Robert Beal Jr. (EDGE) — SF → MIA
Marco Wilson (CB) — CIN → MIA
Tutu Atwell (WR) — LAR → MIA
Jamaree Salyer (OL) — LAC → MIA
Jalen Tolbert (WR) — DAL → MIA
Tucker Addington (LS) — PIT → MIA
Seth Vernon (P) — UFL → MIA
David Ojabo (EDGE) — BAL → MIA
Charlie Heck (OT) — TB → MIA
Taybor Pepper (LS) — SF → MIA
Bradley Pinion (P) — ATL → MIA
Ronnie Harrison Jr. (LB) — ATL → MIA
James Ester (DL) — GB → MIA
Miles Battle (CB) — Signed
DJ Herman (FB) — Signed

Re-signed / retained:

Willie Gay Jr. (LB)
Greg Dulcich (TE)
A.J. Green III (CB)
Matthew Butler (DT)
Riley Patterson (K)
Ethan Bonner (CB)
Cameron Goode (LB)

Draft class:

Kadyn Proctor (OT)
Chris Johnson (DB)
Jacob Rodriguez (LB)
Caleb Douglas (WR)
Will Kacmarek (TE)
Chris Bell (WR)
Trey Moore (EDGE)
Kyle Louis (LB)
Michael Taaffe (S)
Kevin Coleman Jr. (WR)
Seydou Traore (TE)
DJ Campbell (G)
Max Llewellyn (EDGE)

UDFAs:

Jim Bonifas (C)
Kevin Cline (OT)
Mark Gronowski (QB)
Anthony Hankerson (RB)
Rene Konga (DL)
Donaven McCulley (WR)
Rodney McGraw (EDGE)
Louis Moore (S)
Le’Veon Moss (RB)
Mason Reiger (EDGE)
Kahlil Saunders (DL)

Other roster moves:

Austin Jackson (OT) — Restructured
Taybor Pepper (LS) — Released
Seth Vernon (P) — Waived
Le’Veon Moss (RB) — Reserve/retired
Isaiah Johnson (CB) — Waived
Zack Kuntz (TE) — Waived
Jason Maitre (CB) — Waived
Derrick McLendon (EDGE) — Waived
K.C. Ossai (LB) — Waived

Tried my best putting this together — may not be 100% accurate.

#Phinsup

[Rand Paul @RandPaul]

Today, a CIA whistleblower sat before my committee and confirmed what I've said for years: government officials, including Dr. Fauci, deliberately misled the American people about the origins of COVID-19. This is not a conspiracy theory. This is sworn testimony. 🧵

[Lee 🦅 🇺🇸 @leeeeee_1985]

Cool let’s arrest him.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

Funny how they never attack my policy ideas. They can only try to assassinate your character. They don’t wanna talk about my debate masterclass a week ago, they wanna talk about a reality show from a lifetime ago. That’s because they want the continued decline of the city. They are locked in an ideological death spiral and can’t shake it. Come at my policies or go sit back down on the back bench. I’m in the arena, son.

[Subii 🐬 @its_subii]

@GeorgeTrevor84 @stoolpresidente With seemingly millions of options out there, I always wondered who actually chooses to live in Cincinnati. Just total dorks like you? Get a grip George 😂

[Subii 🐬 @its_subii]

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[Republicans @Republicans]

Don't forget your photo ID!

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

I can’t believe how much some of my coworkers talk. Life fucking stories all day like shut up OMG

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

You wanna come to my wedding? All you need to do is book a flight, use a week of PTO, buy new outfits, get a hotel room, donate to the registry, and contribute to the honeymoon fund. Let me know thanks!

[David Furones @DavidFurones_]

When Jets fans talk sh*t about the Dolphins.

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

Chill chill chill. Thought we deleted all footage of this 🤣🤣🤣

[Hussam Patel @HussamPatel]

Jon Eric-Sullivan laid out what the starting Dolphins Offensive Line will look like next season on @JoeRoseShow

LT - Patrick Paul 6-7 335lbs
LG - Kadyn Proctor 6-7 350lbs
C - Aaron Brewer 6-1 295lbs
RG - Jonah Savaiinaea 6-5 326lbs
RT - Austin Jackson 6-5 322lbs

1,628 lbs on the OL and transparency from the Front Office in a longtime

[Neal Driscoll @NealDriscoll]

Not going to sugar coat it, I would have taken Caleb Downs at #11. With that said, Miami Dolphins walked away with one of the best-ten draft classes in the cycle.

Kadyn Proctor is a physical people-mover that has the potential to be an all-pro. Coaching and Proctor's dedication will be very important, but if he is dialed in, he will be a pillar of a young offensive line featuring Aaron Brewer and Patrick Paul. The previous regime was allergic to making moves to build the offensive line.

Chris Johnson was an exceptional pick. Total package and the Dolphins' biggest position of need. @Jordan_Reid, an avid ball-knower, has raved about Johnson.

Jacob Rodriguez is a culture changer. His nose for the football and making plays is unparalleled in this draft class. Outstanding players.

In Caleb Douglas, Miami hopes they found their Christian Watson. I'd rather have seen Miami select Chris Brazzell II or Ted Hurst here. No questions asked.

Will Kacmarek is a skull-crushing blocker. I thought Miami selected him a round early, but like I always say, if you have conviction on a player, go get him. The selections of Proctor and Kacmarek scream to me that Miami wants to run the ball.

Chris Bell was the biggest value of the entire draft based off my board. Bell, who has some AJ Brown/Terrell Owens vibes, was only available due to injury. This was an A+ signing.

Kyle Louis, who the man many Miami fans wanted as the team's GM @LRiddickESPN compares to Derrick Brooks, was another big time steal by the Dolphins. A football player through and through, could end up being the biggest defense steal of the draft.

Trey Moore-productive and versatile. Solid depth piece.

Kevin Coleman Jr.-Shined at the Senior Bowl.

DJ Campbell-I believe he could be a starter in the future.

Michael Taaffe-Smart player; good culture guy

Max Llewellyn-Had a R5 grade on him. Very good selection in R7.

Seydou Traore-Was meh on this pick.

Overall: B+

[Neal Driscoll @NealDriscoll]

Current Projection for Miami Dolphins Starters

QB: Malik Willis
RB: Devon Achane
TE: Greg Dulcich
TE/H: Back: Will Kacmarek
WR: Malik Washington
WR: Chris Bell
LT: Patrick Paul
LG: Kadyn Proctor
C: Aaron Brewer
RG: Jonah Savaiinaea
RT: Austin Jackson

K: Riley Patterson
P: Bradley Pinion

EDGE: Chop Robinson
EDGE: Josh Uche
DL: Zach Seiler
DL: Kenneth Grant
DL: Jordan Phillips
LB: Jordyn Brooks
LB: Jacob Rodriguez
CB: Chris Johnson
CB: Storm Duck
NCB: Jason Marshall Jr.
SS: Dante Trader Jr.
FS: Michael Taaffe

[RAS.football @MathBomb]

Your 2026 #Dolphins draft class and their #RAS!

[The List - Dolphins Podcast @TheListFinsPod]

Here is a guy who believes in Will Kacmarek