christmas elf

Holds a second place title in most things.

[christmas elf @itsaMADZworld]

I’m a Peloton bitch now

[christmas elf @itsaMADZworld]

#RealestPersonOnEarth

[christmas elf @itsaMADZworld]

@tiktoksupport hello! I’m locked out of my account - can I please have some help getting back in?

[zoë rose bryant @zoerosebryant]

If Ryan Gosling really does win Best Supporting Actor at next year’s Oscars this might be the most consistently incredible any acting category has ever been

[christmas elf @itsaMADZworld]

Award goes to @JetBlue for the worlds slowest delivery of checked bags at SFO!

[sydney bristow news & updates @coledelbyck]

this photo from kristen bell’s dinner party gets increasingly WTF as you go down the table

[gabe bergado @gabebergado]

when the fajitas you ordered arrive to the table

[christmas elf @itsaMADZworld]

Holy shit I just remembered I have this platform

[James Holzhauer @James_Holzhauer]

#JeopardyMasters is just letting contestants make up fake professions

who has ever made money from podcasting

[christmas elf @itsaMADZworld]

@KenJennings Kyle1, South Park

[christmas elf @itsaMADZworld]

Utah Governor @SpencerJCox ‘s solution to the Utah drought was to ask Utahns to pray for water. Well, it snowed, a LOT. If this record snow season isn’t properly routed to the Great Salt Lake to stop this crisis, he should be held personally responsible for not taking advantage.

[christmas elf @itsaMADZworld]

@JepMasta That’s exactly what they are - jerks. Sleep well knowing you have plenty of fans out there too ❤️ rooting for you ❤️

[christmas elf @itsaMADZworld]

I didn’t want to skip the entire Teens Tournament on Jeopardy but Mayim Bialik’s hosting is so frustrating I feel like I had no choice

[Amy Schneider @Jeopardamy]

Is Everything Everywhere All At Once really the best movie made last year? Yes. But is it the best movie that has ever been made? Also yes.

[James Holzhauer @James_Holzhauer]

In historic first, Fox News misses the point

[A24 @A24]

The Little Shell That Could #Oscars

[Barbenheimer Sweep @GorilllaDeville]

If I was on mushrooms this picture would put me in the ICU

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

The stakes have never been higher ♟️

Witness Amy Schneider, Matt Amodio, Mattea Roach, Andrew He, Sam Buttrey, and James Holzhauer go head-to-head in the upcoming #JeopardyMasters event. Coming soon to @ABCNetwork!

[Jeopardy! @Jeopardy]

What the board said vs. what we saw

Who else misses Sam Buttrey right about now? 🥲 #Jeopardy!

[Rachel Moss @supitsrachel]

Avatar: The Way of Water (2022)