Jordan

I have a very good brain and I've said a lot of things.

[Jordan @itsacoaster]

I have zero interest in this dumbass discourse

[Jordan @itsacoaster]

@CentristMadness Salena zito tier reporting

[Jordan @itsacoaster]

@thought_less_ @ImNotOwned He is not running for office
He has no image to protect
He can do whatever the fuck he wants

[Jordan @itsacoaster]

I wish I knew about SQLite when I was 15

[Jordan @itsacoaster]

The number of gullible people out there is truly shocking

[AstralKnightVt @AstrKnight]

Tyrannical

[Jordan @itsacoaster]

Basketball twitter is a bunch of people who don’t know ball yelling at other people by saying they don’t know ball

[Jordan @itsacoaster]

Grilling might be the optimal way to cook salmon, holy shit

[Jordan @itsacoaster]

What is going on at Arby’s? I ordered bacon beef n cheddar and they looked at me like I was crazy and tried to give me a bacon cheeseburger

Why aren’t these people thinking Arby’s

[Jordan @itsacoaster]

@PokeDuelsTikTok This is not sharking. If I make a bad play it’s on me.

[Jordan @itsacoaster]

When I was a kid I basically only had access to single packs of cards, and when we messed around building decks I often did not have the needed basic energy to do so. An energy in every pack would have been welcome.

[Groudons Cave @GroudonKing]

Collectors!! What Do You Do With Your Energy Cards? ⚡️💧🔥

Maybe Pokémon Company should just discontinue printing basic energy cards in packs altogether. Save the trees and stop forcing them on collectors. Players can buy a separate energy pack if they need them to play. 🤝

[Jordan @itsacoaster]

@GrzegorzBator @e7aaas_ No, this is mental illness (or performance for views on social media)

[Jordan @itsacoaster]

@AbrandNewMac This card is much better with no Iono threat. The type of card that sets you up to win the game next turn

[Jordan @itsacoaster]

@Spivonomist Among the best Space Ghost guests

[Jordan @itsacoaster]

As someone who often uses LLMs for brainstorming and code samples, it’s amusing how the vibes have shifted from “ship at maximum velocity with agentic coding” to “you’re insane if you’re not reviewing everything it writes”. These are often the same people saying these things!

[Jordan @itsacoaster]

It’s just another dopamine hacking digital platform akin to gambling.

[Jordan @itsacoaster]

eBay live/whatnot/etc is so incredibly toxic… same exact product sells for 20% more during the live auction. And “live auction” is a generous description… each lasts 5 seconds and you only barely know how much you’re bidding

[Jordan @itsacoaster]

@Holianum @ChShersh Many things in C++ have gotten much easier since then! Just gotta make sure you have the right compiler available on your platform.

[Jordan @itsacoaster]

@Holianum @ChShersh I learned starting with C++11/14 features. I don’t think it’s unreasonable at all to learn the basic container types to start.

[Jordan @itsacoaster]

@DonAlt Took us about 18 months

[Jordan @itsacoaster]

Gonna be one of those accounts that posts Reddit screenshots or QRTs with 1-3 words of commentary for engagement

[Jordan @itsacoaster]

@dilanesper Eh, I can understand the appeal, people love rooting for the little guy if they have no real rooting interest. People have all sorts of reasons that they might watch. I would support limiting transfers somewhat, turning over rosters all the time is bad for the product imo