Rachel

I'm all about the tea, the cake and the biscuits.

[Rachel @itsadeadparrot]

@liamgallagher I love that this is the way the far right shitcunts find out you're not one of them. Those of us who've been paying attention for years already knew. LOVE AND MONKEY NUTS LG. 😂😍

[Rachel @itsadeadparrot]

Morning London, the blue sky is back! 🌞

[Rachel @itsadeadparrot]

@picturehouses Cut Your Hair is an absolute banger!

[Rachel @itsadeadparrot]

@Wraithmarked @OConnorBooks @PetrikReads @TaelienSalaris I love it!

[Rachel @itsadeadparrot]

@Mofoman360 Racist, humour free, low IQ bigot who appeals to all of the above.

[Rachel @itsadeadparrot]

@Hyperoptic My expectations are what I'm currently paying. If you can't reach that expectation then I'm not coming back. A 25% price rise because I'm out of contract is money grabbing immorality.

[Rachel @itsadeadparrot]

@Hyperoptic When you lower prices in line with other providers and stop giving massive discounts to new customers instead of ripping off your loyal customers then I might consider it.

[Rachel @itsadeadparrot]

@Hyperoptic I'm not in contract anymore but I've still been a loyal customer. Hiking up prices the second someone is out of contract is obscene. As I say, I won't be ripped off, I'll be moving to another provider later today.

[Rachel @itsadeadparrot]

@NickFletcherPPC You deserved to lose. Doncaster deserves better than an intellectually challenged, bigoted, homophobic, dull as dishwater misogynist who pretends to care about women's rights in order to 💩 on trans people who are doing no harm to anyone. Fall into a bin and stay there forever

[Rachel @itsadeadparrot]

I entered for £19.59 Stranger Things: The First Shadow Shadow Seats tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: https://t.co/4ok3NqgQ9P

[Rachel @itsadeadparrot]

@dempsey1920 @OmazeUK And have you always been an animal rights activist John or just when it gives you the opportunity to be a massive racist?

[Rachel @itsadeadparrot]

@berts_the_boy @OmazeUK Oh for goodness sake, it's a random draw raffle not a 'give us the best sob story and we'll give you a house'. The more tickets you buy the higher the chance of winning, ergo the people who already have money to buy a lot of tickets are most likely to win 🙄

[Rachel @itsadeadparrot]

@Daily_Record "got casted"

Was this written by an actual journalist?

[Rachel @itsadeadparrot]

@OmazeUK What is a 'reasonable amount of publicity'? If I won I wouldn't mind having my name and rough location being published but I wouldn't agree to my image being published or broadcast. Can you please clarify the situation. If I have to agree to that then I'll have to cancel my subs.

[Rachel @itsadeadparrot]

@OmazeUK I'm pretty sure wishing death on foreigners is a shift into hate speech and would hope your guidelines reflect that.