Amy

[arianna @aloveaspureasit]

honestly love that she’s outshining america 250 that’s my miss americana

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

If socialist policies are bad, why is the entire recruitment drive for our military about pointing out all the socialist benefits? Free healthcare, free college, free housing, etc.🤔

[Hannah ❤️‍🔥 🍅 @hantalkstaylor]

why am I hearing more complaints about Taylor’s wedding than our literal president stealing from national parks for fund his egotistical renovations?

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

They made Jimmy Carter sell his peanut farm

[vids that go hard @vidsthatgohard]

US men’s team would’ve been cooked in the World Cup if we didn’t have birthright citizenship

[Alyssa Leader @alittleleader]

If you are 30 minutes from giving birth and you sprint into the US, then IMO welcome to you and your newborn! You are a very impressive, dedicated, and physically accomplished lady, and I’m thrilled you’re here.

[Frank J. Fleming @IMAO_]

I'm a bit baffled by the people on the right acting like the sky is falling because birthright citizenship will be interpreted the same way it has been for the past one hundred years.

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Republicans worship the Constitution right up until it protects people they don’t like.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

Clarence Thomas argued the 14th Amendment was written narrowly for former enslaved people and doesn't apply broadly today. Using that same logic, the 2nd Amendment was written for muskets and doesn't apply to AR-15's, but somehow, he's never made that argument.

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

As a woman I am extremely aware that the reason I have my rights is because a woman somewhere got up, got MOUTHY, organised, raged, made herself INCREDIBLY inconvenient until things changed for the better for all of us. Which is precisely why I see women who uphold the patriarchy as traitors to all women.

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

Everyone should be extremely concerned that birthright citizenship was 5-4 and not unanimous.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

I. DON'T. KNOW. WHO. NEEDS. TO. HEAR. THIS. BUT.....

UNEDUCATED. VOTERS. WILL. ALWAYS. BE. A. BIGGER. DANGER. TO. THIS. COUNTRY. THAN. IMMIGRANTS.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

The reason millennials are so nostalgic is that they got a brief taste of a world that wasn’t entirely controlled by the stupidest people who’ve ever lived.

[Cymorg @CyMorgComics]

THE GOVERNMENT IS NOT A BUSINESS

ITS PURPOSE IS NOT TO MAKE MONEY

[‏ً @itsnwts]

Men be like, “women just aren’t good leaders,” and then call their wives 9 times from the grocery store because they can’t find the items on the list *she* made.

But sure, women can’t handle leadership.

[Kăskă (she/her)🏳️‍⚧️ @KaskaJessica]

Airports have the US flag cos too many Americans didn't know they were the foreigners when at passport control.
It's not importance, it's catering to your stupidity.

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

We need to bring back intellectual elitism. Sorry, but a virologist will always know more about vaccines than a yoga mommy blogger with a ChatGPT Plus subscription.

[Amy @itsadventureamy]

@destinationcine Et pourtant, deux des cinémas Pathé ont eu un problème de clim ce week-end, alors que je voulais y aller.

[kenny @relientkenny]

toy story 5 was basically a 90-minute movie telling parents to put the damn tablet away

[blue @bluewmist]

There is a very specific female fatigue that comes from knowing exactly what is happening, explaining exactly what is happening, being told you are overreacting, and then watching exactly what is happening happen with excellent punctuality.