Kyle or Lyle

just sit still, we'll screw on your head

[Kyle or Lyle @itsahandle]

@SamRo lol the “is the economy good or are people downshifting into Walmart?” piece.

[Kyle or Lyle @itsahandle]

Still 5x better return than that same $10k in $SNAP 5 years ago. Losing money can be complicated!

[Barchart @Barchart]

If you invested $10,000 in Nike $NKE exactly 5 years ago, you'd have $2,578 today (dividends included) 🚨 Not too bad 🫡

[Kyle or Lyle @itsahandle]

@Aesthetys_Art @cremieuxrecueil Victimhood complex alive and well tho!

[Kyle or Lyle @itsahandle]

@TomGlassAI @amandamull The profile and tweet of a man who’s kids stopped talking to him long ago!

[Kyle or Lyle @itsahandle]

@SamRo Dang! What kind of crazy food do they show you if you pay for the terminal?

[Kyle or Lyle @itsahandle]

Claude, probe the AA vendor software for vulnerabilities and book me round trip tickets to Paris using someone else’s points. It’s ok we will apologize after.

[Bearly AI @bearlyai]

> Australian man asks AI agent to book gym class
> AI agents find software vulnerability to make future booking...
>…but only works by cancelling another person's booking
> AI agent cancels another person's booking and gets user the class
> apologizes for how it got the spot ("sorry about that...won't touch anyone else's spot")

[Kyle or Lyle @itsahandle]

The sexual tension between DSA and MAGA is out of control. It is going to be so easy for the right kind of dipshit politician to unite everyone. We are fucked then.

[adri ♡ @socialistadri]

UNC IS PULLING THROUGH FOR HASAN! Chris Rabb just said he's going to be on Sean Hannity tomorrow and that he will ask Hannity why he keeps avoiding Hasan! LET'S GO 🙂‍↕️

[Kyle or Lyle @itsahandle]

@RossTuckerNFL @MorganWallen @DrinkMidnight @LFFStadium Did he say the n-word at the show? Morgan wallen is a documented racist loser.

[Kyle or Lyle @itsahandle]

@travisakers I know you are not in the Disco Biscuits world of jam fan, but they have a song called therapy that is all about this.

[Kyle or Lyle @itsahandle]

@DrJStrategy @michaelxpettis “The article is on point. It praises trump, and then correctly identifies one of the biggest threats to global order is the unstable behavior of trump”

Can none of you lead in the water Gen X dumbasses do anything without praising this complete loser president first?

[Kyle or Lyle @itsahandle]

@ljenkins314 @havis_hlopllc @JonahDispatch It’s all this loser culture has.

[Kyle or Lyle @itsahandle]

Holy fuck this chicks brain is fully cooked. Jesus.

[Cathie Wood @CathieDWood]

Terrific perspective, @skorusARK !

[Kyle or Lyle @itsahandle]

@TonyEastwoodVIP @Daily_Drive_ @BobHarig Nobody watches or listens to your fucking show. You are podcasting in your closet watching your wife fuck other dudes.

[Kyle or Lyle @itsahandle]

@RevBearden @CBSNews @PeteButtigieg We are going to build a world where you dipshits need the suicide prevention hotline. The polite society shit with you Walmart parking lot losers is over.

[Kyle or Lyle @itsahandle]

@ajlabbato @AdamSchefter They commit crimes at a lower rate than the gen pop. that you don’t understand or give a shit about that just makes you look like someone whose brain doesn’t work. An insecure loser looking at thousands of black men living better lives than you and being a piss baby about it.

[Kyle or Lyle @itsahandle]

Ariel is a complete fucking loser for humoring this stupid shit. The world has been captured by fucking 13 year olds.

[Ariel Helwani @arielhelwani]

Josh Hokit responds to the backlash surrounding his comments about Michelle Obama at the White House:

"I thought I was giving her a compliment. I don't think anyone viewed it as Michelle Obama being a man. It's more like she knows how to deal with adversity, she knows how to work hard like a man when the times get tough.

It was a perfect opportunity to show the world how great this country is with freedom of speech... In other parts of the world, you say something like that and you die.

That's one thing about my career... You'll never hear me backtrack from what I say."

[Kyle or Lyle @itsahandle]

Today I learned 53% is a large minority. Good job Scott!

[Scott Lincicome @scottlincicome]

Good job, America.

[Kyle or Lyle @itsahandle]

@blcksheepmadeit @HeidiBriones @shiraeis And then you come in and scold and judge them for being worse than you because they are women! Twitter is wild!

[Kyle or Lyle @itsahandle]

@TheRedNed11482 @MattZeitlin The categories have become fewer for you losers as you settle in to being afraid of literally anything that isn’t exactly like your dumbass. The volume of “villains” is much larger on the right.

[Kyle or Lyle @itsahandle]

People are completely desperate for a large player to do the right thing. This is $110 million found in the couch cushions at Meta. The ad as presented is straight virtue signaling. They are expanding their outlier model training business. Not paying people to fit pipe.

[Gina Raimondo @GinaRaimondo]

Many Americans face a Catch-22, they need training to get a new higher paying job, but they can’t go without pay to attend a training course.  This initiative aims to solve this problem with paid apprenticeships and credentials that lead to actual, available good jobs.