dr. bitchcraft

#woated

[kheet 🇺🇸🇧🇷 @leclyke]

usmnt playing like they've never played football in their lives

[Sedgrick @ctrl_sedgrick]

DONK-Y DONK-Y DONK-Y Y-DONKY-DONK

[lenaaaa 🇵🇦🇰🇷 @ickysisterr]

when a nigga start separating jewish people from white people i know he do competitive racism

[pepper @CasaDupre]

No one has killed themselves for Africa like Cabo Verde

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

my friends and i talk alll the time about how if you hold a certain politic niggas think you low maintenance. like yea i do hold space for fluid masculinities rooted in self-determination but you still gon have to pay for this date bae 💔

[conar @subtoconnorpls]

well great. It’s official. They’re killing me with hammers

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

i was killed 17 times this month so far

[Syl⋆𝜗𝜚 @sylaxoo]

Thank you Ghana for killing yourselves for Africa, eat a boiled egg today

[^ ^ @bitesyourneck]

your misbehaving boyfriend isnt funny to me take him to the shelter and have him euthanized

[penny @xXMeatGodXx]

are you wiping what im shitting?

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[deadgirl @sewnlambs]

Being a deadbeat daughter lowkey fun as fuck

[j @joyci_schecter]

About to graduate with my degree in anthropology I can’t wait to work at free people 😍

[teoni @teoniw]

Put that titty in his mouth so he could taste a #GoatsMilk

[mary @elaine_stritch]

hey the girls and I are gonna come up to the lab and see what’s on the slab later if you’re free

[crittur @miwwmiu]

I’m not addicted to nicotine I just really like it a lot

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

Stop being a doomer with a zoomer n come get drunk with an unc

[x_c4tb0y_x @vampiric_shirin]

i was so woke in middle school i was calling MYSELF an sjw