Weird Al

executive producer dick wolf

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law & order day. If it doesn’t end with a Dick Wolf...I don’t want it.

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Sitting here like a rotisserie chicken in my local made body butter thinking about the two major job offers I got this week and how I’m starting my dream job in two weeks ✨LFG

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Kim inching up these stairs in agony is how I feel about getting my work done rn #MetGala

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WFH POV: you’re writing and editing speeches, marketing materials and op-eds while your partner produces video games and the American Dad theme song won’t stop playing through the house. Enough, Roger!

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@jworksays Come over. Wine stocked.

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My @ouraring is telling me I’m having heart palpitations as I try to make 10 deadlines happen at once. #AgencyLife

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I am now that person who wants Birkenstock clogs and tends to her garden in between meetings.

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Lolol can’t get any work done

[The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome @TheMossadIL]

Is anybody else having trouble hacking into other people's WhatsApps or just us?

[God @TheTweetOfGod]

Instagram and Facebook are currently not working, as are democracy, society and a healthy sense of self.

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My non-Jewish colleague just saw a picture of a Bar Mitzah w/ a few wearing tefillin and asked, “What are those things on their heads? GoPros?” in a group thread. 💀💀💀

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Pro tip: Michelle Branch on a rowing machine. Nostalgic cardio.

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Just pulled a fly out of my coffee…happy hump day friends

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Mercury retrograde ended and Britney gave a bombshell testimony… #FreeBritney

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Where my apes at? To the moon!

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Thinking about simpler times when I would do shrooms at the Getty. Art hits different.

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@jworksays Hahhahhhah

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@GavinNewsom wyd?

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I hate it here

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If you know you know....

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Meron 💔

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Stop yelling at me! Love is cool.

[Astro Poets @poetastrologers]

If you’re an Aries you’re basically in love with everyone for a minute