Kae Winters

Master of sarcasm and world's greatest user of hyperbole. She/her.

[Kae Winters @itsallohkae]

Places to find me if/when Twitter burns to the ground

IG: https://t.co/joB4OnG00A
FB: https://t.co/WO9KW7erUF
Mastodon: https://t.co/KArwBft5q8
Tumblr: https://t.co/9HPYbhJWER
Discord: itsallohkae#9061

[Kae Winters @itsallohkae]

@Wario64 Deluxe edition is so worth it.

[Kae Winters @itsallohkae]

@LauraLoomer What in the actual fuck is wrong with you?

[Kae Winters @itsallohkae]

Huge thanks to the amazing @jacquisneal, @IfyNwadiwe, @moshekasher and @ResrieRiao for being just so funny and making such a great set, and to the entire Dropout crew for being so kind and patient and welcoming to us all.

[Kae Winters @itsallohkae]

My episode of @crowdcontroldo just debuted! If you've got @dropout, check it out. I'm biased, but it's very funny. And also horny!

https://t.co/VdyXuqy5iS

[The Beat @comicsbeat]

Interview: Lena Atanassova on LoveLove's inclusive vision and bringing UNNIE, I LIKE YOU! to print https://t.co/cDM2Y85NZX

[Kae Winters @itsallohkae]

@TheGuildhallBar I get the feeling Joe has strong opinions on beans in chili.

[Kae Winters @itsallohkae]

@SilverTJC @Wario64 You can, but you'll have to buy them. PS Plus free games are only free for the month they're offered. If you get them and remove them from your library, you can re-download them for free again later though.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Remembering the fun children’s game show ‘Knightmare’, where running out of time and life force was represented by a head slowly losing its flesh. Loved being taught about the transience of life in such a visceral way just before having fish fingers for tea, aged 10.

[Caltrans District 7 @CaltransDist7]

TRAFFIC ALERT ‼ Avoid travel in Downtown Los Angeles at this time. The 101 is closed in both directions between the 110 Freeway and Mission Road due to a protest and police activity. Avoid the area. Use other routes. See updates at https://t.co/O37QesJHpw #DTLA

[Kae Winters @itsallohkae]

@TheGuildhallBar Congratulations and to Spencer and Kat! ❤️

[Community Notes & Violations @CNviolations]

This guy found a phone in a huge crowd and returned it to the owner.

Kindness goes a long way 🫡

[bossman pedro @IittIe__freak]

hi guys. THOUSANDS of people have lost their homes. now is NOT the time to fly out to LA. the hotels, airbnbs and rentals are needed to house the people who have lost EVERYTHING. stay out of LA. please.

[People's City Council - Los Angeles @PplsCityCouncil]

There are 800 incarcerated firefighters fighting wildfires in Los Angeles right now.

One way to support right now is donate to @AntiRecidivism, which will go to the youth involved in the Pine Grove program. ARC will put the money on their books: https://t.co/H0UFtnKxjA

[trash jones @jzux]

LAPD acting like they can arrest the fire for trespassing

[trash jones @jzux]

maybe LAPD should form a human shield against the fire

[Guildhall Bar @TheGuildhallBar]

To our friends who have been impacted by the fires. Guildhall is currently open. We have ample outlets available for charging. If you’re without power please feel free to come in and charge up. If you need to see a friendly face and community support, we are here.

[Kae Winters @itsallohkae]

@SfvScanner Stay safe, I hope your home is okay.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Just trying to imagine a British Squid Game. Contestants have to play British Bulldog, ‘What’s The Time Mr Wolf?’, and conkers. If anyone gets hurt, a wet paper towel is applied to the wound.

[Kae Winters @itsallohkae]

Happy New Year! 明けましておめでとうございます！

I managed to hurt my neck and I'm very grateful to have planned ahead with an osechi lunch so I don't have to cook.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Brits giving glowing reviews:

“I didn't mind it”
“Not too bad at all”
“Did the trick”
“Yeah, pretty good”
“Better than expected”
“Fine overall”
“Better than a kick in the teeth”
“Decent”
“I’ve seen worse”
“It was alright”
“No real complaints”
“I ate most of it”
“Yep, okay”