Bethany 🐀

The somewhat interesting and just plain boring retellings of my average life.

[Bethany 🐀 @itsamebethany]

The votes are in! Science has decided that if you like minions, you're WRONG.

[Bethany 🐀 @itsamebethany]

@alexa_remer my therapist asked about you today. I told him you were a little bitch.

*pretty bitch

[Bethany 🐀 @itsamebethany]

@alexa_remer

[Bethany 🐀 @itsamebethany]

@alexaremer Like Washington?

[Bethany 🐀 @itsamebethany]

@alexaremer Marvel, originally in the Thor movies

[Bethany 🐀 @itsamebethany]

@orlandosentinel Good, I’m glad

[Bethany 🐀 @itsamebethany]

I hate Amazon so much 💕

[ivanajokealot @ivanajokealot]

my dog when i have a friend over

[yana is back and bored @robinspcrkIes]

LMAO WHO DID THIS

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

Congrats to Trump on his first ever consequence

[Bethany 🐀 @itsamebethany]

Oh

[Bethany 🐀 @itsamebethany]

Why did I spend so much of 2020 listening to The Sims 2 soundtrack??

[tyler oakley @tyleroakley]

nothing is more ‘pro-life’ than being a climate change activist... & yet

[Bethany 🐀 @itsamebethany]

@bethanykardashi And I never will

[Adrianna McIntyre (@adrianna.bsky.social) @onceuponA]

I can't believe I was ever told that women are too emotional to be president

[Bethany 🐀 @itsamebethany]

@bethanykardashi I would love to do that very much

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@bethanykardashi Saaame

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@bethanykardashi The singing celebrities really got me through some shit 😪