alexander 🦈

professional cunt and naughty boy

[alexander 🦈 @itsbeynon]

@DisaffectedPod you’re a fucking loser

[alexander 🦈 @itsbeynon]

this coinciding with me having throat gonorrhoea and the monkeypox jab

[Ł🇮🇶🇫🇷 @lamzszn]

No heatwave will ever touch these levels again

[the taint modern @mssingnoah]

going to london fields in summer is sex tourism

[alexander 🦈 @itsbeynon]

People should be in prison for this

[Jordan Walker @JayW132]

HS2. A masterclass in how Britain destroys money.

The cost:
• 2011: £32.7bn
• 2013: £45bn
• 2015: £55.7bn
• 2019: up to £88bn
• 2020: up to £106bn
• 2026: up to £102.7bn… for a fraction of the original route

What’s been cut along the way:
• 2021: Eastern leg to Leeds: SCRAPPED
• 2022: Golborne link to Scotland: SCRAPPED
• 2023: Birmingham → Manchester leg: SCRAPPED
• 2023: Crewe hub: SCRAPPED
• Euston terminus: paused, downsized from 10 platforms to 6, now needs private finance

Original plan: 11 cities, 340 miles, £32bn, open 2026.

What we’re getting: 4 stations, 140 miles, £100bn+, open 2039.

A national embarrassment, paid for by taxpayers.

[alexander 🦈 @itsbeynon]

the only photo I took on a straight stag do

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿☆gertie popadom☆🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @gertiepopadom]

DIVA ALERT

[alexander 🦈 @itsbeynon]

who the fuck are the 4,000 reform voters in Hackney?

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 BREAKING: The Green Party's Zoë Garbett has won the Hackney Mayoral election from Labour

🟢 GRN: 35,720 (47.2%)
🔴 LAB: 26,865 (35.5%)
🔵 CON: 6,345 (8.4%)
➡️ RFM: 4,013 (5.3%)
🟠 LDM: 2,731 (3.6%)

[alexander 🦈 @itsbeynon]

now this is puss

[Variety @Variety]

Luke Evans on the #MetGala carpet.

https://t.co/9ahmyXebfO

[RuPaul @RuPaul]

Hard to remain patient with friends who focus solely on their own crucifixion. Get off The Cross, girl... we could use the wood!

[Marysia @marysia_cc]

Ben Shahn (1898 – 1969)

[plum @fuzzfig]

William Wegman, Warehouse Wally

[alexander 🦈 @itsbeynon]

the only thing im ripping apart in the name of diversity is a grown man's arse

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Suella Braverman says the Equality Act will be scrapped under a Reform UK government:

“We will scrap the equalities minister. Yep, I’m doing myself out of the job. […] The Britain that I love is being ripped apart by diversity, equality and inclusion.”

[Vivian @suchnerve]

Me: “The West is being controlled by a serial child rapist human trafficking cabal that conspired to foment the genocides and culture wars that have plagued this world for many years”

Offline person:

[deaf kennedys @thamosdeaf]

RIP SOPHIE

[alexander 🦈 @itsbeynon]

3rd job interview in 10 months next week!

[alexander 🦈 @itsbeynon]

Thinking Thoughts At New Years Day Adonis