melon musty

[melon musty @itsbitchneybrit]

@lexaprose they don't know how to read

[melon musty @itsbitchneybrit]

the chick fil a cows want us to eat more chicken but they also have shakes on the menu, implying that they tolerate (or perhaps enjoy?) being milked

[Sam Fishell @SamFishell]

i am doing the opposite of a cleanse. i am doing the clog

[melon musty @itsbitchneybrit]

I'm tired of being my mom's therapist I'm just gonna make this bitch watch Gone Girl and see what happens

[melon musty @itsbitchneybrit]

@hayleyharp it builds my therapist a vacation home

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

These CDC announcements are out of control

[melon musty @itsbitchneybrit]

the republican party dividing into two factions, call that a raschism

["Something amazing, a boy falling out of the sky…" @mckenzee]

“Nobody wants to work” is just “nobody wants to date a nice guy” for business.

If NOBODY wants to work for you, you’re the problem.

[Jabari Brisport @JabariBrisport]

So you still support capitalism? IN THIS ECONOMY?

[melon musty @itsbitchneybrit]

any personality quiz that only has equally positive results is bullshit. tell me when you make a quiz that tells people if they suck ass.

[ven 𓅬 @vensroom]

good vibes only with baby kermit & bee!

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

What’s the opposite of clickbait

[Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome]

Re-upping this 🧵 in light of folks saying entire pop. of TX should be abandoned to death b/c of the actions of their racist governor. White liberals in blue states seem particularly stuck on a framing that valorizes so-called blue states in ways that are both ignorant & violent

[David Doel @daviddoel]

Is cancel culture when Tesla fires a worker for union organizing? Or when MSNBC fires Phil Donahue for being against the Iraq war? Or when Texas fires a teacher for supporting Palestinians?

Or is cancel culture only for important stuff like children’s books and a plastic potato?

[kristofer thomas @kristoferthomas]

“your pronouns are what’s in your pants” ok. your/mom

[melon musty @itsbitchneybrit]

@Joseph_La_Russa @TVGrimReaper I second canvival!

[melon musty @itsbitchneybrit]

apparently this is called "word of mouth advertising"

[melon musty @itsbitchneybrit]

has anyone ever watched zoey's extraordinary playlist on their own initiative or are we all just passing the recommendation from friend to friend like zoey's extraordinary pyramid scheme