ℭ𝔞𝔦𝔱𝔩𝔦𝔫🦋

𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎 𝚒𝚜 𝚗𝚘 "𝚢" 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚎 𝚜𝚘 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚍𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚊𝚍𝚍 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚗𝚡𝚜

[Yves-Angeline @AdamantxYves]

Shout out to the strippers of NYC tonight. I hope you make your yearly salary in one weekend!

[evan loves worf @esjesjesj]

Only game they lost was when Trump showed up. Mamdani is the greatest mayor of all time

[Desus MF Nice💯 @desusnice]

this is like reverse 9/11

[AriZona Iced Tea @DrinkAriZona]

i’m New York raised
iced and praised
my .99 price still alive
KNICKS IN FIVE

[⚔︎ @1samuurai]

like woah omfggg

[Winter @LeftyWinter]

< Becomes Mayor
< Balances the budget
< Lowers rent, groceries, cost of living
< Knicks win first championship in over 53-year years

[Gillian Branstetter @GBBranstetter]

NYC this weekend

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Parade. Thursday. Manhattan.

[Laura Albanese @AlbaneseLaura]

With all due respect, if you never had a green MetroCard and a Regents diploma, you can keep your Knicks celebration on a low simmer

[emma @pqwnee]

to live in new york right now is incredible the way i just heard the city erupt in cheers from my room. magic

[camille :-) @dustytit]

for 6 weeks of each year i allow myself to have love island brain (low cognitive function, irrational opinions, unbridled lust) and i think it’s really good for me. i’ll read a book or something after, idk

[Akira @Akir_a997]

I didn’t realize how good my parents raised me until I got around other people

[KAT @reallKAT]

rule #1 never ever try to do life without God

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

girl to girl: it's okay to be alone. it's okay to have a dry phone. it's okay to be celibate. it's okay to be selfish. it's okay to have high standards. your peace, your pace, your rules

[ROYZ @royzkingin]

All of my motion is fully sponsored by God, that’s why i’ll ball forever.

[AMARA @Amy_beke]

Corporate life will teach you that knowing the job is only half the battle. The real skill is staying calm in meetings, reading the room, managing ego, receiving vague feedback, and not replying emails with your real thoughts.

[kat @yslnadi]

when you finally understand that it didn't work because you would have hated that life

[𝐄.🚩 @Wyd_eshuu]

why do "balls" imply toughness and "pussy" imply weakness when the slightest flick to the nuts sends a guy to his knees, yet a vagina can push out an entire being.?????

[Robin 🐛 @Undue_Risk]

Oh look at me I’m New York City. I have a cool socialist mayor. My basketball team has perfect vibes and is up 2-0 in the finals. I have the best food and the coolest clubs. I’m the center of the world. Fuck you

[Greg Flores @gregorianism]

@bubblybrielle I walked in there one day and just stood around looking at the boxes on the shelves like