your pal, cat pal

she/her. Think of my tweets as a sneak peek to how unfortunate I am in real life.

[your pal, cat pal @itscatt]

Hell yeah

[Ken Lowery @kenlowery]

CAT TIME is when it's time for cat. this happens about 3-4 times a day. it is currently CAT TIME

[Victims of Capitalism Memorial Foundation @karaokecomputer]

To all who celebrate

[daisy @cinnadaisy]

why do u need google and chatgpt when u can have a girl thats always right

[t. @lighttmylove]

I’m nervous like they got clips of me holy shit #loveislandusa

[PET HOME @catmoaaw]

every morning our cat moves her toys from the bedroom to the living room while screaming, and every night she moves them back, also while screaming. i don't know the purpose of the ritual but it is the central pillar of my faith

[juwon★ @_xxiel]

Love island but I'm watching with hate now

[kenzie @wongkarwasian]

Love island is like if you could understand what sims talk about

[Lonely🥀 @angelo_uf]

“Vas a florecer en tus 30”
La flor:

[Lissa♥️♥️ @lizzkelly7]

Yet another beautiful day stolen by the shackles of employment.

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I am a friend to all cats, even the little mean ones. They have their reasons

[𓆩♡𓆪 @fairyprxncess]

"Where do you see yourself in 40 years?"

me:

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Residents across Pennsylvania & Ohio reported hearing a “large boom sound” early this morning.

Pittsburgh’s National Weather Service says it was caused by a meteor entering the atmosphere

[Cats with Aura 😺 @catwithaura]

"Where do you see yourself in 40 years?"

me:

[Lauren Rinaldi 🧚‍♀️ @LRinaldiArt]

sorry I missed your call I was in my pool wearing jeans and drinking a glass of whole milk

[your pal, cat pal @itscatt]

I can’t think about anything other than Punch the monkey, and I don’t think I’ll ever be able to think about anything else again.

[Basil 🌱 @Basil_Mage]

Monkey

[m @msnetik]

I don’t think my neighbor, Totoro, would be too pleased to hear about this

[fluttershy @hwrtyed]

laying in bed with the nervous system of someone who’s going to war

[ellara @peacekful]

Me on january 1: “2026 is my year"

Me on january 28th 2026: