chantel jessop

Followed by @MTshortstuff

[Breitlings & Benellis @BarbourBurner]

Got racially profiled today.

Walked into a corner store I’ve never been to before. The little Vietnamese lady at the counter saw this pale face and went:

“You wan can of ZYN?”

[cc @coolado_]

at the gym punishing my body for things my mind is responsible for

[sexy millennial👨🏼‍🦰 @soupypoopy69]

This is like Kobe dying for girls

[serena shahidi @glamdemon2004]

Love when girls reach 25 or 30 and start saying “aging is a blessing!!” as if they were supposed to be dead by now

[Benny Feldman @Feldfrog]

We lost so much knowledge when The Great Library of Alexandria burned down. Libraries should implement controlled burns. They should burn down a different section of the library every year to clear out any older books, so you don’t get a bigger fire

[Sydney @sydneyelainexo]

dee from it’s always sunny

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Woman Struggling To Contort Dreams, Ambitions Into Shape Of Dental Technician https://t.co/cjsJ5LCXv8

[chantel jessop @itschantelj]

which is cooler?

[chantel jessop @itschantelj]

I’m sorry, but if your nipples aren’t poking through your shirt in your selfie, I don’t want to see it!

[chantel jessop @itschantelj]

Why is every grocery store bathroom so cursed

[chantel jessop @itschantelj]

As soon as I gather enough strength to leave the house for the first time in four days, it’s over for you bitches

[chantel jessop @itschantelj]

3 years into covid and I just got it for the first time. Always been a late bloomer

[chantel jessop @itschantelj]

@UrBrotherJoe I knew going in that it wouldn’t get a lot of love but I still hit send tweet with my whole heart

[chantel jessop @itschantelj]

Using my 2022 refund to fix up my engine, call that a turbo tax

[chantel jessop @itschantelj]

@UrBrotherJoe Sounds like she faked it for attention 🙄

[chantel jessop @itschantelj]

If Americans just had good health insurance then Red Rover wouldn’t have to be banned 😤

[chantel jessop @itschantelj]

@MontanaBasque Miss you both and this every day! ❤️❤️

[EL CHINGON Montana (Mexican/Basque) @MontanaBasque]

Officiated last night in Corvallis and love seeing this every time I come into the school, my wife’s team and program while coaching the Lady Blue Devils volleyball team. Hell of run here

Love watching her coach and be such a huge role model for these girls. @itschantelj

[chantel jessop @itschantelj]

My favorite thing about going to the gym is approaching the most massive man in the facility and asking if he’s using the 10 pound weights