Chieph

LPer
OG @thegoosedao
@met_lparmy

[Chieph @itschieph]

🧵 Diving deep into the “Heart Attack” DLMM Strategy: Extracting Max Fees on @MeteoraAG DLMM

I used it a lot this month to earn 372.2% more than my avg!

Here’s how it works, why it works, and exactly when to use it. (+ what the Metis Router is really doing behind the scenes)

[Meteora @MeteoraAG]

Today, we recognize the educators, builders, and contributors who helped grow Meteora during S2 of the LP Stimulus Plan.

The Expert Contributors checker is now live on Meteora Campaigns!

Check your allocation and link your wallet by December 31, 2026: https://t.co/2bTLAK01sL

[Chieph @itschieph]

@MeteoraAG So many ways to draw bid ask sol over and over again!!

[Chieph @itschieph]

@satsmonkes @MeteoraAG @met_lparmy Still care enough to wear underwear? smh you have a lot to learn still...

[Chieph @itschieph]

@MeteoraAG Looks great!

[Chieph @itschieph]

@wassielawyer #BBB we miss ben!

[Chieph @itschieph]

A few years back when @MeteoraAG were fielding ideas for the MET airdrop I suggested this fun idea I had but I think it was too early. Today, i think this might have legs?

A pfp project for the @met_lparmy where traits were unlocked via specific on-chain achievements that any of your linked wallets hit:

- 100% PNL on a single LP position = crown
- 25% pnl on 2 bin position = degen glasses
- completed bootcamp - you get a rank indicator on your shirt etc.
- staked X amount of MET = met boy trait
- consecutive winning months = sol sun background
etc

The NFT would be soulbound and not really for flipping but more as verifiable proof of LP GOAT-ed-ness. Your wallet would have to be obfuscated from the public too.

LPArmy is so massive now that it has split into different regional language discords but while this is good for learning and on-boarding, I worry the community grows more fragmented and it shouldn't be the case that two people who log on daily to LP on the same tokens and platform should feel like strangers to each other. Perhaps a unified crypto-native identity could help this.

Plus there is no single clear identifier showing how broad/strong the LPArmy when you browse X - perhaps only the mighty @AlekssRG PNL cards are the closest thing right now.

[Mythical Potato @_mythicalpotato]

At @Meteora_PH , 50-100% are very common PnL.

We also set up a achievement channel to automatically assign a role (like for example 100% PnL Achiever) for bragging rights. hahaha

We will be adding more achievements.

[Chieph @itschieph]

@sinag_crypto @MeteoraAG Congrats and welcome to the dark side...🙃

Just remember to average your earnings across 12 months.

1 great month ≠ every month will be like this.

For me - an amazing month has to do the heavy lifting for 4-5 shit months.

Think of it like a seasonal business!

[Chieph @itschieph]

@met_lparmy Damn I got Pap’d 📸

[Chieph @itschieph]

Genuinely does the job! 🙌🏽

[Bradydonut @bradydonut]

🗺️Google Map, show me how to escape poverty...

[Chieph @itschieph]

@0xNitoo Nitoo confirmed goated

[Chieph @itschieph]

Repeat after me:

When my LPs are bad its not my fault. The market is bad.

When my LPs are good, its because i'm goated and it has nothing to do with the market.

[Chieph @itschieph]

@AzFlin

[Chieph @itschieph]

@tiiagoslb You know it

[Chieph @itschieph]

@0xthanhle

[Chieph @itschieph]

@satsmonkes @MeteoraAG @met_lparmy Good start...send it higher!

[Chieph @itschieph]

@0xBiZzy You did the lords work with this, ty!

Had some liq stuck in the standard pool via @deltaliquidity but the team eventually helped me get it out.

lol'd when they posted most TVL on RH. I wondered how much was unsuspecting LPs

[Chieph @itschieph]

@KyleDeWriter These are all shared to 100% of the @met_lparmy graduates during the course, so they are not an edge "against 90% LP traders on Meteora" rofl

[Chieph @itschieph]

@bradydonut @HawkFi_RH I like hawkfi and I like delta but this marketing campaign is cringe and it’s really putting me off. There are enough immature people in this space, give it a rest

[Chieph @itschieph]

@PMetaTrader Killer

[Chieph @itschieph]

@PMetaTrader I think in the end it was a bit of a larp. The fly didnt actually launch the coin, but its still pretty sick tech.

[Chieph @itschieph]

Finally, we are starting to see more intellectual individuals launching memecoins.

🪰

[Fruit fly dev @fruitflydev]

For the first time ever, a fruit fly brain has been trained to launch a memecoin.

Not "AI inspired by a brain" — the real connectome. 165,122 neurons, 10,228,000 synaptic connections, every one traced from an actual male Drosophila by electron microscopy. Janelia FlyEM + Google Research, released CC-BY.

How it works:
Screenshots of the live launchpad go in through 892 retinotopic hex columns into L1 and L2 — the neurons sitting directly behind a fly's photoreceptors. All 165,122 integrate. The cursor comes back out of the descending neurons a fly actually walks with: DNa02's left-right asymmetry steers, DNa01 drives forward, DNp09 clicks.

The wiring is never trained. Only synaptic gains — you don't get to invent connections the fly doesn't have.
Proof its eye is doing real work: in light mode it filled 0 of 3 form fields. In dark mode, 2 of 3. Its retina is a luminance map, so invert the contrast and it goes blind.

And the honest split: the fly types the description and the ticker. The rig does the name, the pair and the tax.

CA: 0x4eb990547bce4a982432ca88cf5fae7eed1a2d35