🐵 CHIMPY 🐵

oo oo ah ah im trolling

[🐵 CHIMPY 🐵 @itschimpylads]

indians

[iamyesyouareno @iamyesyouareno]

The Western mind can’t comprehend this.

[🐵 CHIMPY 🐵 @itschimpylads]

performative and cringe bro lmao

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

I will soon be introducing a bill to give the public a 50% ownership stake in the largest AI companies in America.

This would guarantee that the trillions created by AI are used to improve the lives of all of us — and block oligarch decisions that harm the American people.

[🐵 CHIMPY 🐵 @itschimpylads]

where's my 12% dividend you chimp

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

Working ₿etter.

[🐵 CHIMPY 🐵 @itschimpylads]

lmfao this is real

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

Today, we remember a legend.

On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.

Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.

He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.

Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.

Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸

May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.

[🐵 CHIMPY 🐵 @itschimpylads]

wtf lmfao

[🐵 CHIMPY 🐵 @itschimpylads]

i am top 0.2% league player who plays on locked

ur all bad and tryhard

[Wickd @Wickdlol]

People are telling me that most League Of Legends players started playing with locked Camera

I consider that extreme degeneracy, and there's no way that's real

I have to ask did you guys start the game with Locked or Unlocked Camera, and when did you start playing League?

[🐵 CHIMPY 🐵 @itschimpylads]

bro needs to stick to shitcoin scams

no reason to sell bitcoin under mnav of 1.0 since its not accretive

[Coffeezilla @coffeebreak_YT]

just so everyone's clear:
Saylor wants to use $STRC sales to buy bitcoin.
Saylor wants to pay $STRC 11.5% dividends by selling bitcoin.

this will not work long-term.

[🐵 CHIMPY 🐵 @itschimpylads]

dogshit company

[🐵 CHIMPY 🐵 @itschimpylads]

L take

bitcoin is the collateral buddy

stick to pokémon scammers plz

[Altcoin Daily @AltcoinDaily]

JUST IN: Coffeezilla publishes video taking on Bitcoin believer Michael Saylor & Strategy's $STRC.

Coffee says Saylor's STRC preferred-stock pitch is too simple & the risks are not properly explained.

"It's been compared to the iPhone. It's been compared to a Ponzi scheme."

"You put in your money. They say they're going to yield about 11.5% per year. That's basically double digit returns which is just mind-blowing"

"What is the problem with that? Well ultimately... the company has no obligation to pay you back. Why haven't people realized this?"

"My entire problem is that they're leading people like a pied piper with this kind of ludicrous idea. Their pitch is of a money market and a bank - When that's just not what this is. This is a snowball of yield."

[🐵 CHIMPY 🐵 @itschimpylads]

pump my shit pls

[Michael Saylor @saylor]

Still stacking. $BTC

[🐵 CHIMPY 🐵 @itschimpylads]

yeah now factor in the cost of underwater construction and it's net negative for decades lmfao

[Shruti @heyshrutimishra]

China deployed a 1,300-ton data center on the ocean floor off the coast of Hainan.

No cooling towers or air conditioning. Just cold seawater doing the job for free.

The result? Cooling costs drop from ~50% of total energy to under 10%.

[🐵 CHIMPY 🐵 @itschimpylads]

damn people play this shit? where my league MMO you clowns

[2XKO Intel @2XKOIntel]

AKALI GAMEPLAY TRAILER REVEALED!

Akali joins 2XKO on APRIL 7‼️

[🐵 CHIMPY 🐵 @itschimpylads]

just cancel it then wtf lmfao

[Elizabeth Warren @SenWarren]

Netflix just got a $2.8 BILLION payout from Paramount for its failed Warner Bros. deal.

Then Netflix turned around and raised prices on millions of customers.

[🐵 CHIMPY 🐵 @itschimpylads]

who the hell do you think you are i am

[The White House @WhiteHouse]

STRIKE. 💥🦅

[🐵 CHIMPY 🐵 @itschimpylads]

erased an entire bloodline of beavers' work

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

Removing a beaver dam because it was blocking water flow and threatening nearby land.

[🐵 CHIMPY 🐵 @itschimpylads]

wtf is this dogshit

[Dexerto @Dexerto]

The 10th generation Pokémon starters have been revealed:

- Browt
- Pombon
- Gecqua

[🐵 CHIMPY 🐵 @itschimpylads]

if you buy this for $20 then you are an actual dork

emulation is free btw

[Darkleo 🥬🐉🎩 @Leo01235]

Comparativa de Pokemon Rojo Fuego/Verde Hoja de GBA y en Nintendo Switch 🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶🥶

[🐵 CHIMPY 🐵 @itschimpylads]

i'd like my refund check plz

[The Kobeissi Letter @KobeissiLetter]

BREAKING: The Supreme Court of the United States has officially ruled that President Trump's tariffs are illegal, in a 6-3 ruling.

The US now faces $150+ billion in potential tariff refunds.

[🐵 CHIMPY 🐵 @itschimpylads]

25 years of halo and they've released the first game 3 times

keep milking it

[Higround @higround]

In honor of Halo’s 25th Anniversary, we have crafted this official premium keyboard collection to celebrate a legacy that defined a generation. Every detail—from the custom artwork to the signature acoustics—was engineered to deliver a premium experience.

[🐵 CHIMPY 🐵 @itschimpylads]

that's actually wild LMFAO

how are you gonna pay taxes on shit you haven't made money on

BRAH

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: 🇳🇱 Netherlands House of Representatives approves 36% tax on unrealized capital gains in stocks, crypto and bonds.

[🐵 CHIMPY 🐵 @itschimpylads]

yeah definitely healthy and not brain damaged at all

[Anime Updates @animeupdates]

'ONE PIECE' Live Action's Sanji Actor, Taz Skylar:

"I didn't drink water for almost 2 days. And didn't eat for 3. The oxygen mask is keeping me awake so I can keep pumping it up in between takes! One of the most extreme things I've ever done by far for a scene..."