Thewdoo Child (Slight Return)

6x Warzone Champion // 701x Apex Legends Champion // Crossbowl XIV Champion // Unfortunate ATL Sports fan

[Thewdoo Child (Slight Return) @itschocLIT]

Married to the game

[Thewdoo Child (Slight Return) @itschocLIT]

Throwing stuff in the air fryer as an adult fills me with the same joy as throwing stuff in the campfire as a kid

[Elia @luscielia]

listening to une vie à t'aimer is not enough i need it flowing through my veins

[Not Bijan @InBijanWeTrust]

“Didn’t your team blow a 28-3 lead”

What the fuck does that have to do with what i just said

[Elia @luscielia]

what kinda crack did they put in this song

[Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 @expedition33]

OKAY, we were wrong, we get it.

The true strategy is dying over and over until you land a counter.

This is the second option.

[Thewdoo Child (Slight Return) @itschocLIT]

Bro literally died for our sins and your saying I still gotta go to work? This Friday is not looking Good.

[Thewdoo Child (Slight Return) @itschocLIT]

Imma need half of the defense budget to go into Invincible season 4

[Thewdoo Child (Slight Return) @itschocLIT]

Became “the guy with the knife” at work. No greater honor than this

[Thewdoo Child (Slight Return) @itschocLIT]

>Gets robbed at gunpoint
> “Take anything and just leave me be” I say
>Robber notices my air fryer
>”That doesn’t work” I exclaim in desperation
>The timer goes off revealing 4 exquisitely crisped, perfectly browned crab cakes inside
>The air fryer was the only thing they took

[Thewdoo Child (Slight Return) @itschocLIT]

Pain.

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

NFL fans watching Kyle Pitts actually make a play for once

[Thewdoo Child (Slight Return) @itschocLIT]

A thread 🧵:
(Third one is bonkers 😱)