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In a world full of Ashleys I always felt like a Spinelli... #recess

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Y’all remember when @Walmart had a McDonald’s in it??

I do.

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When my stomach growls it kinda sounds like Perry the platypus.

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It gives me so much joy that Harvey and Sabrina ended up together!

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Katara cries a lot.....

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My first girlfriend turned into the moon.

That’s rough buddy.

🤣🤣🤣 #AvatarTheLastAirbender

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Honestly, where does it end with you people? @officeladiespod

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@tiktok_us got us out here cleaning our mirrors.

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It’s funny to me that people in shows share cigarettes so willingly. Every person I have ever known to smoke has been stingy as hell when it comes to their cigs.

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@charityhope01 Wait for the 3s. 😒 hes awful!

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I wonder if back in the old days before motor transportation, when people walked everywhere, was there not someone who was like “um why are we doing this again, I forgot” I mean people had to hold some hard core grudges for a long time.

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I wish there would have been a scene in the office where Michael suggest going to chili’s for dinner then looks at Pam and says “oh never mind” @officeladiespod @AngelaKinsey @jennafischer

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Being an adult is difficult. I really want a trampoline but I need a new bed...

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I feel this in my soul!!! MY SOUL! 🖤

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Things I googled today
Can you change your dissertation
If you die how do they get your contacts out of your eyes
SPIKY CONTACT LENSES! WTF
I’m still a piece of garbage vine
Urgent care near me
How big is a quarter
Is vertical up and down (Bc I forget)
Silly string

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I will not like for part three! If you can’t tell this shit in one or two tik toks then I have no interest about how your stepdad found out you had a party in the basement! #tiktok

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Let’s make vasectomies the same price as an abortion & maybe more men would get them. Let’s prevent a pregnancy instead of cleaning up after one has already started! You have the choice to not have sex. You don’t want to get pregnant. Don’t do it! But I like this idea. Do it.

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@Swish__20 You love it! ❤️😍🥰

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@Swish__20 So you prefer pancake?

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Just read a comment thread where the couple called each other baby in every sentence. English comp taught me that repetition is boring, so spice that shit up with some sugar, babe, snicklefritz, puddin pants, or hunny bunny!