Chris Allen

Not the real Chris Allen, but a diehard fan. Xoxo, Gossip Girl

[Chris Allen @itschris_allen]

Some personal news

[sincerely, ivy marie. 💫 @sincerelyivy]

when my social battery instantly runs out

[Chris Allen @itschris_allen]

That makes one of us

[Hot Take Appreciator @IHateNYT]

I'm trying to stay out of barn drama

[Chris Allen @itschris_allen]

Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon. I will look for you, I will find you and I will end you.

[Chris Allen @itschris_allen]

Happy Election Day, especially to the haters and the losers. If you are not defeated today just remember: what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

2 coffees no breakfast

[clare @sadderlizards]

300 mg caffeine and no breakfast

[Kalshi Film @Kalshi_Film]

What is the best movie or TV show dialogue of all time?

[Chris Allen @itschris_allen]

#gossip is the best fuel

[David Dack @DavidDack]

I’m on the treadmill and the girl next to me answers a call like it’s totally normal.

All I hear is: “I told Brianna I know exactly what she did.”

I muted my music ASAP because if I’m gonna run in place for 30 minutes, I at least deserve the full story.

#gossip

[Chris Allen @itschris_allen]

She should call me, I have some thoughts

[Pop Base @PopBase]

‘Gossip Girl’ author Cecily von Ziegesar is writing a sequel novel about Blair Waldorf.

It will be set 20 years after the original series, when Blair is in her 40s.

(https://t.co/MDxzbytkKn)

[Chris Allen @itschris_allen]

You kids these days just don’t get it

[Chris Allen @itschris_allen]

The greatest thing to ever happen to television

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

18 years ago, ‘GOSSIP GIRL’ premiered.

[Chris Allen @itschris_allen]

Happy birthday to the queen bee @monicapatel917. She always reminds us to have a little faith and when that doesn’t work, have a lot of mimosas.

[Chris Allen @itschris_allen]

If you come for the king, you best not miss

[Chris Allen @itschris_allen]

Amen

[h @VILL4NEVE]

taylor swift will always be corny but i live on the cob

[Chris Allen @itschris_allen]

Happy birthday to the one and only @ManfredMecoy!!

[Chris Allen @itschris_allen]

Someone’s never had a nice bowl of corn chowder and it shows.

[Acyn @Acyn]

Watters: I have rules for men. Like you don't eat soup in public. You don't cross your legs. And you don't drink from a straw. His excuse was I was drinking a milk shake. Again, you shouldn't be drinking a milk shake. Milk shakes are for kids.

[Chris Allen @itschris_allen]

Now stopping looking at Twitter and get back to work electing Democrats.

[Chris Allen @itschris_allen]

Happy birthday to the two best in the business, @nedelstein10 and @monicapatel917. From constant political brilliance to educating us on everything the “young people” like, both of you do the work that isn’t celebrated enough and never get the credit you deserve.

[Chris Allen @itschris_allen]

Convention can end now. I’m good.