claire

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Travis Kelce went to the barber and said “Just fuck my shit up fam”

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

🚨 BREAKING: The *entire* family of Kamala Harris running mate Tim Walz just endorsed TRUMP. This is the greatest troll of the 2024 election 🤣

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

😂

[Kawalpreet @peetahuja]

No matter how strong we're inside,
There's always a part of us...that longs for love..care ..and affection❤️

[President Trump 45 Archived @POTUS45]

On International Women's Day, join me in honoring the critical role of women here in America & around the world. https://t.co/eAbd9OiUl5

[claire @itsclaaaaaire]

@ColinHanley8 ❤😭thanks for bringing this into my life https://t.co/MqkhXYVkFw

[claire @itsclaaaaaire]

@ColinHanley8 did you find out coco is off limits?

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

My 4-year-old went through an entire box of Lucky Charms and ate all the marshmallows

I can't even ground her

I'm raising a super villain

[claire @itsclaaaaaire]

Don't trap yourself in the window seat next to two sleeping people if you drink five gallons of water before a four hour flight #defsnotlit

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

People in LA are deathly afraid of gluten. I swear to god, you could rob a liquor store in this city with a bagel.

[claire @itsclaaaaaire]

@KatRabinowitch just how I like it 😏😉

[claire @itsclaaaaaire]

Low key wish I could get my wisdom teeth out again just so I could have ice cream for every meal

[lululemon @lululemon]

@clairebear0920 He's keeping up with the times.

[claire @itsclaaaaaire]

@ColinHanley8 stop

[claire @itsclaaaaaire]

*Lana Del Rey comes on*
Noah: "Is this Willie Nelson?"
Claire: 🙉🙊

[claire @itsclaaaaaire]

You're a prodigy. Basic ❤️ https://t.co/mQukwlGUTf

[Emmy Bengtson @EmmyA2]

here's a bear who won't let go of the ranger who saved him from a forest fire, have a great day (h/t @Rob_Flaherty)

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Breaking: Danone agrees to buy U.S. organic foods maker WhiteWave for about $10 billion https://t.co/b3yfEljSpB