Daisy Webb 🏳️‍⚧️

Stand-up comic, actor, and nice friend. Co-host of The Daisy Diaries podcast. She/her

[Daisy Webb 🏳️‍⚧️ @itsdaisywebb]

The trans agenda is just what they call me in Italy

[Elyce Phillips @ElycePhillips]

.@itsdaisywebb - Joy
Another debut! Daisy’s stand-up is so silly and witty and her personality shines through from the jump. She feels like a mate when you see her do five minutes - an hour is gonna rule. #micf

https://t.co/D9vavyvJAg

[Daisy Webb 🏳️‍⚧️ @itsdaisywebb]

Today the biscuit selection was Daisy Kisses and Ginger Nuts, which just sounds like a great schedule for me.

[Daisy Webb 🏳️‍⚧️ @itsdaisywebb]

You can book tix for my show here:
https://t.co/L86Xi6DCE7
It's got all my best jokes about how weird and funny and AMAZING it is to be trans
💛💛💛

[Daisy Webb 🏳️‍⚧️ @itsdaisywebb]

Ooh wow, I'm in some really good company here! So keen to see all of these shows at MICF
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[Melbourne International Comedy Festival @micomfestival]

The 2023 Stand Up! Grants have been awarded to six recipients: @itsdaisywebb , @gracejarvisohno, Hannah Camilleri, @roseybish, Sashi Perera and @scoutboxall. 🙌

We can't wait to see their performances. Read more: https://t.co/K4Oe9ICSxG

#MICF @Creative_Vic

[Daisy Webb 🏳️‍⚧️ @itsdaisywebb]

When I worked in customer support I was encouraged to use way more enthusiastic exclamation points in my writing, which I think was actually really gender affirming!!

[Daisy Webb 🏳️‍⚧️ @itsdaisywebb]

Anyone have any really specific mnemonics?
There's a word I forget really often but then think "what's the band that did that boring Kate Bush cover?" Oh, placebo.

[Daisy Webb 🏳️‍⚧️ @itsdaisywebb]

One time a visiting comedian asked me if I still have a dick, and then I said that's a rude question, and she said "oh sorry dyou wanna do a split show at Sydney fringe?"
It was like she somehow accidentally mixed up those questions in her head, like ???

[Daisy Webb 🏳️‍⚧️ @itsdaisywebb]

Be an early bird and grab tix to my MICF show "Joy" at the Butterfly Club!

[The Butterfly Club @butterflyclub]

Instead of hiding Early Bird prices for #MICF after Jan 31, toying with the idea of relabelling to Regular Bird and making them exactly as much as full price.

Much to think about.

#innovation #disruption #marketing #courage

https://t.co/tyiLECiQWC

[Melbourne International Comedy Festival @micomfestival]

And finally, tickets are now on sale for @itsdaisywebb, @Mrdavidquirk, @natswhatireckon and @ReubenKaye at https://t.co/OxJDWErelc

The countdown to the Festival is on!

#MICF

[Daisy Webb 🏳️‍⚧️ @itsdaisywebb]

Yes

[🔆 💞 🪐 @ASTEROIDNlGHTS]

@StopTweetingMia LMAO DO ALL TRANS GIRLS HAVE THIS MUGSHOT ASS PHOTO THEY TAKE B4 THEY START HRT

[Daisy Webb 🏳️‍⚧️ @itsdaisywebb]

"Wahhh I want to play my wizard game without the transes making me feel guilty about it. Being an ally is so hard when I have to miss out on stufffff."

[Daisy Webb 🏳️‍⚧️ @itsdaisywebb]

@gracejarvisohno I'm so late to Terry Pratchett's Discworld books but I just started reading them and they're very fun and silly

[Daisy Webb 🏳️‍⚧️ @itsdaisywebb]

If he was an Australian detective he'd be called Bendigo Bank and I think he'd sound a little something like this...

[Daisy Webb 🏳️‍⚧️ @itsdaisywebb]

One of my relatives saw me eating choc mousse and said "that'll go straight to your hips"
Me: GOOD

[Daisy Webb 🏳️‍⚧️ @itsdaisywebb]

My phone auto correcting an email from dear Brendan to "Dead Brendan".
Maybe a subtle threat is how you get things done though?

[Daisy Webb 🏳️‍⚧️ @itsdaisywebb]

Ok, I added the extra Tang and now it's gone a weird colour. Help?

[Daisy Webb 🏳️‍⚧️ @itsdaisywebb]

@MrJoshEarl @rhysnicholson @IzzyWinterz I can be

[Daisy Webb 🏳️‍⚧️ @itsdaisywebb]

The other guy in this uber pool seems really unhappy that anyone else is here in the uber pool

[Daisy Webb 🏳️‍⚧️ @itsdaisywebb]

High school students crying about their bad final scores - call that "have ATAR, the way of water."
Send tweet.

[Daisy Webb 🏳️‍⚧️ @itsdaisywebb]

Walking around a construction site looking at piles of sawdust like "I bet a kid threw up there"