Dan Bull

Bard.
If you see me here, please remind me to get back to what I'm supposed to be doing.

[Mike Truk ⛁ @Wallop4000]

a Fact is Anything that is Written in a Book With No or Very Few Pictures

[Shadow Bari™️ @CBarnardo1]

I listened to Royce da 5’9 use the same like 4 syllable rhyme scheme for like 24 straight bars and then like three songs later he tammat he don’t know how his son got autism. Lmfao nigga from you.

[Dan Bull @itsDanBull]

This is sick

[Richard Dawkins @RichardDawkins]

From time to time I remark, as an evolutionist, on the evolution of language. Mutations are especially interesting if they precisely REVERSE the former meaning. CNN headline today: “Beyoncé drops new music.” “Drops” used to mean “gives up.” Here it means the exact opposite.

[Dan Bull @itsDanBull]

@yannispappas Those are not the only 2 explanations for the existence of the shroud of turin

[Dan Bull @itsDanBull]

@godsjesus666 @egeberkina Good point. And yes, my comment meant aesthetically only, not to take away from meaning

[Dan Bull @itsDanBull]

@godsjesus666 @egeberkina

[brynn d @_Feedbacker]

The line “Looks like meat’s back on the menu, boys!” presupposes that Orcs are familiar enough with restaurants to know that things can go back in the menu. This furthermore implies the existence of Orc waiters, Orc bus boys, Orc line cooks, indeed an entire Orc dining industry.

[the most emo girl in the world @FR0TTAGEC0RE]

as an autistic child I loved making lists and honestly this one's the funniest

[Dan Bull @itsDanBull]

@johnddavidson It could also not be

[Dan Bull @itsDanBull]

@ThePeiceofNick These are amazing

[Dan Bull @itsDanBull]

Eventually AI will be able to perfectly imitate every art form, except for the 90s dirty south rap album cover

[Dan Bull @itsDanBull]

@damienslash @mask_bastard Wait, what do people use as lube if not water??

[Dan Bull @itsDanBull]

@Gavin_McInnes You look like you review bongs on YouTube

[Dan Bull @itsDanBull]

@rickyberwick I thought your knees were wheels then

[Dan Bull @itsDanBull]

@Daddyphatsnaps In the uk that means someone took your wallet

[Dan Bull @itsDanBull]

@catsiesxx They're just vintage teens

[Dan Bull @itsDanBull]

@dead_phones ...that I think it'd be harder for AI to imitate these kind of styles perfectly than it would many kinds of musical or art movements

[Dan Bull @itsDanBull]

@dead_phones Honestly... and I genuinely meant it, there's something so human in these designs, so outrageous in the messaging, and every effect layer added to try and make it look more impressive just adds another human quirk, while adhering to strict technical confines

[Workplace Mental Health Resources @Stopworkplacebu]

The reason CPTSD goes undiagnosed: it doesn’t look like trauma. It looks like personality.

PTSD is an event. CPTSD is an environment you couldn’t escape during, most often, your formative years. It’s trauma that gets woven into the fabric you mistake for identity.

[Dan Bull @itsDanBull]

@IanMalcolm84 Nah

[Time Capsule Tales @timecaptales]

Interview with an 84-year-old farmer in New York, 1926.

The farmer describes the change he’s seen over the years, and what life was like for a farmer in the Catskill Mountains of New York State during the early to mid 19th-century.