Noah

I like to ride my bike

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Never forget that RFK Jr. testified in his divorce proceedings that he couldn’t afford alimony because he was so brain damaged he couldn’t hold a job.

Anyway, now he’s the Secretary of Health and Human Services.

[Noah @itsdinodad]

JD Vance is reaching into an oil drum full of straws and somehow his hand missed the barrel entirely

[Spencer Hakimian @SpencerHakimian]

JUST IN: JD Vance says Bush era policies are causing rising grocery prices.

[Henry Winkler @hwinkler4real]

serve your country please AND let us DESTROY your family ..Its a great trade

[Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead]

This is like being a meth head and asking someone who's never done meth how they're going to get through their day without meth

[Vox Populi @SaorsaSonder]

🔥He's ADMITTING they ALL HAVE COMMITTED CRIMES. GOOD, THEY CAN ALL GO to PRISON for it TOO‼️‼️‼️

[Jake Shields @jakeshieldsajj]

Israel is making it clear that they are behind this invasion of spain

[FactPost @factpostnews]

A federal judge has tossed Kash Patel's $10 million lawsuit against a blogger who called him a "googly-eyed Kremlin bitch" and a "blatantly incompetent chud."

[😱 Scary Larry 😱 🇺🇦✊🏻🇺🇸🗽 @aintscarylarry]

Three more days until we find out Mitch McConnell has been dead for at least a month!

[Noah @itsdinodad]

You could do all of that now and yet...

[Haley Stevens @HaleyforMI]

Abdul, we were both on the ballot in 2018. I was capable of winning my competitive primary and general election. You lost.

You lost by over twenty points to Gretchen Whitmer and you will lose to Mike Rogers by talking like this.

Everyone in America understands you want to blame all of your problems on Jewish Americans.

But buddy, let me be very clear, I will lower the costs of groceries, ban stock trading for elected officials, stop Trump's abuses of power, and protect Michigan manufacturing.

And you’ll just be a celebrity whining and writing books to get even richer. You’re part of the complainer class, looking for their next book or podcast deal.

Bro, I just want to work for Michigan.

[Noah @itsdinodad]

No fucking shit

[CNN Breaking News @cnnbrk]

The Justice Department is admitting that a $14 million renovation on the Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool in Washington, DC, was flawed, and is dropping the criminal case against a former Olympian that accused him of damaging the pool, according to a new court filing. https://t.co/ZvFnQUocq4

[Noah @itsdinodad]

Do NOT come save me

[International Cyber Digest @IntCyberDigest]

A California startup built a teleoperated rescue robot for wildfires and collapsed buildings, gave it a goat skull and glowing eyes, and then photographed it staring through a glass office door.

They also published where to shoot it if it doesn't stop...

[Great Value Zac Efron @ThisbeMadsen]

@KankakeeSheriff @KankakeePolice so it’s “His fucking country and he doesn’t want any minorities here”?? THIS is who we’re hiring for the corrections department??

Logan LeDuke is his name everyone, make this mf famous

[Great Value Zac Efron @ThisbeMadsen]

33 counties have voted to become the most destitute body in the US

[Noah @itsdinodad]

I haven't seen a single damn person in a "Mustache Bar Crawl 2026" shirt with a mustache. Pathetic

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[Titus Pullo @chibbqk1ng]

Every single one of the dweebs quote tweeting in favor of the geezer at the Cubs game would call the cops so quick if they got smacked like that. Libs of TikTok would be trying to get the kids parents fired if the situation was reversed. Right wingers have no morals whatsoever.

[Jacqueline Sweet @JSweetLI]

Jesus is antisemitic because he’s non violent may be the funniest antisemitism claim ever on here

[Prello @DPrello]

It’s worth noting that Taco Bell identified the source before the FDA did and promptly pulled it. Basically, Taco Bell is now a more reliable authority than the FDA

[Noah @itsdinodad]

He assaulted them. He should be arrested and you should leave office.

[Ald. Raymond Lopez @RaymondALopez]

City Council needs to hire this guy as Sergeant At Arms for all the alds who refuse to say the Pledge of Allegiance, either when in the chamber or by walking out before it starts 🇺🇸

[Noah @itsdinodad]

The way I'd have your fucking grandpa kicked out of wrigley so fast lol

[Brandon @LibOrNormal]

Guy at a Chicago Cubs game refuses to stand during the National Anthem!

The guy behind him gets pissed and does this....