Elise Anderson

I think I'm ready for another adventure

[vince @vints]

*extremely schoolhouse rock voice* 🎶 I’m just a bill
*extremely simple plan voice* and LIFE IS A NIGHTMARE 🎶

[elyse ❄️ @elysemariek]

in hercules when meg said “no man is worth the aggravation” I felt that

[Maya @themayannn]

I seldom apologize in emails.

Alternatives:
- Thanks for flagging!
- Good catch - I will make the updates/changes.
- Many thanks for noticing the error, [name], we will [verb]
- Thank you for bringing this to our attention. We will [verb]

Stop over-apologizing at work.

[Elise Anderson @itseliseSON]

@whittlarson OKAY SOBBING 😭❤️😭❤️

[Elise Anderson @itseliseSON]

@whittlarson OHKAY can we talk about your hair in that first one?? DEd 😍

[Elise Anderson @itseliseSON]

@sydneyandersonn An actual grown up

[DEI Petty @marcformarc]

Exciting perks of adulthood:

1. Busy! Busy all the time! What are you even doing? You don't know!
2. Very tired.
3. Some kinda stomach ache???
4. Definitely sad about something.
5. Bills! Bills all the time! What are you even paying for? You don't know!

[Taylor Nation @taylornation13]

RT IF YOU’RE EXCITED ABOUT @Camila_Cabello and @charli_xcx OPENING ON THE #reputationStadiumTour 🎉🎉🎉

[big bad doo doo daddy @T_Smitty16]

About 2 years ago I learned the phrase ‘treat yo self’ and since then I’ve gained about 20 pounds and am broke

[Hal @Haleydahuman]

Guys in Provo: if you like water then you already like 75% of me

Girls in Provo: if you like Diet Coke then you already like 75% of me

[Elise Anderson @itseliseSON]

@Haleydahuman When everyone’s watching you and you know you’re gonna spill

[bishops daughter adjacent @askfor10hugs]

Do I like cats because I'm single or am I single for liking cats

[Emo Kylo Ren @KyloR3n]

how long should you wait in a relationship before you have the talk about sand

[Elise Anderson @itseliseSON]

@westwail I feel personally victimized by this tweet

[Elise Anderson @itseliseSON]

Hey @GordonRamsay rate my plate from my work cafeteria 💁🏼‍♀️

[🦈 🔗⭕️𝖆𝖗𝖎🏒🔗🦈 @ hankfucker69 @ohmywingels]

you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you better watch out 🎅 you bETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅 YOU BETTER WATCH OUT 🎅

[Elise Anderson @itseliseSON]

@TheMormonProbs https://t.co/HvsAwl9VXG

[Hal @Haleydahuman]

I heard if u don’t Boomerang your Chip cookie box then ur kicked out of Provo INSTANTLY + grounded from listening to The Chainsmokers FOREVER they take your Birkenstocks too idk just what i heard :////////