Ethan

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[Ethan @itsesteezy]

@EmmetDevereux Definitely interested in grabbing 12 off of you

[Ethan @itsesteezy]

I will never be able to wipe the memory of being 8 years old and having a case of sleep paralysis and being unable to move while Mick Foley was in the corner of my room in his Mankind mask and sock on his hand

[mayerr @ymmayerr]

did anyone else have a really vivid dream/nightmare as a child that they remember to this day and it has never left your mind orrr ??

[Ethan @itsesteezy]

Can’t wait to pull up to the municipal course in a 2003 civic with my brand new $2,500 McLaren iron set just to shoot a 108

[Odds Shark @OddsShark]

First look at McLaren Golf's new irons

🔥 or 🗑️?

[Ethan @itsesteezy]

@letmebe860 @ZachMaier238894 @ebosays If you can’t understand the concept of tipping for a good service then stay inside the house and cook for yourself cheap ass. This has been around for over 150 years in the US. Get used to it

[jxke. 🧸🎰🃏 @cantguardjake]

Listening to my little league coach yell at us due to the stress over his impending divorce while I think about how i’m gonna tell him I left my cleats at home

[Tekee @Tekeee]

most people aren’t ready for this scenario

[Ethan @itsesteezy]

@DodgerMike2301 @KingDay__ 5 min down the street from Broadway too, would be and insane atmosphere on Super Bowl Sunday

[Dr. Richard Harambe @Richard_Harambe]

After 1 week of Japanese twitter

[Ethan @itsesteezy]

@Justkotei @r4ralxrita @JeffNadu You underestimate people’s determination to find any way possible to dunk on somebody on the internet. This guy happened to just strike gold

[Ethan @itsesteezy]

@r4ralxrita @JeffNadu Public information. You can look up anyone’s name a states CCAP system and see past charges all the way down to a speeding ticket

[Chelly @chellgod]

My Buddy: “Yo bro i got a lock for you”

Me: What is it?

Buddy: “Tage Under 3.5 Shots is a LOCK”

[Ethan @itsesteezy]

@Monsta41MVP @DGTrader55 @TheDunkCentral Buddy go drink a glass of cope and zip up Kobe’s pants when your done with him

[Ethan @itsesteezy]

@Anthony_WRLD @captainsixtysix @JoshuaDWilson92 @PlayoffLakers_ @LegionHoops @TheNBABase Lmao exactly. These people are idiots.

[Ethan @itsesteezy]

@AbrahamSea25341 @King_Cold_Son @skapegoat888 @LADEig Third world countries are smarter than a Harvard graduate too?

[Ethan @itsesteezy]

@AbrahamSea25341 @King_Cold_Son @skapegoat888 @LADEig Bro I’m sorry but you are genuinely fucking retarded if you believe this. So you’re saying athletic ability has a direct tie to your brains IQ? And if language is such a important character to high IQ then you are agreeing that billions of multi language speaking people in

[Ethan @itsesteezy]

@King_Cold_Son @skapegoat888 @LADEig Hmm see whose overall IQ is higher here…. The Harvard graduate, or the guy who went straight to the league after High School

[Tooly @ToolySOL]

My financial advisor after I send him the list of trades that made me $180 in profit.

[Ethan @itsesteezy]

If I had to guess it is because she is wearing a different pair of pants than the other two people

[Olympic Chenpion @OlympicChenpion]

I’m confused about why Alysa’s pants are a different color.