Maddie Mae

[pao 💌 @kungpao6]

The ocean is the scariest thing on fucking earth bro

[Katrina @katawc]

PSA!!!! To boys at parties: if a girl takes her friend away from you odds are they are NOT cock blocking but their friend gave em a signal to get you away from them so stop making a scene I’m tired of getting shit from you ugly fucks for helping friends that feel unsafe from YOU.

[Hey Emma 💋 @sleepybreee]

last night a guy in a turtle costume grabbed the straw out of my drink, threw it on the floor, and said
“that’s for my homies”

[lauren @LaurenBale5]

the end 😂😂😂😂😂

[DRACO ☆ @_ayosworldd]

When I finally think I got my life back on track https://t.co/w7yMIJXmWB

[Maghan Chamberlain @MaghanCooley]

Name a better feeling than waking up in the middle of the night and thinking to yourself “please don’t be 6 am” and then when you look at the clock you realize that it’s only 2:34 am and you still have like 4 hours to sleep!!!!!

[francisco @falmaraz_]

my lil cousin was too hyper for me and kept bugging so i hung him on a tree

[Maddie Mae @itsfallingskys]

@neesa_ondrea The only good song in this world though

[𝖍𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖇𝖔𝖎 @itstae13]

Stop getting rid of your pets because they aren’t what you expected Clifford was literally the smallest puppy and turned out to be a 30 FOOT RED DOG AND EMILY ELIZABETH STILL MADE IT WORK

[cel @celyyyne_]

My bf always uses “we” statements whenever I’m stressed or scared or having my own issues. like “we will figure this out” or “we will get through this” so I know I’m never alone and that I always have him and I think that’s really important.

[Joel Marker @Jmarker16]

And if she tells you, “have fun lol”... well

Good luck Charles

[R E Y @ReynaUilkie]

today @ work a guy said “is it ok if I wait @ the bar until a hot blonde walks in?” & I said sure & laughed like he was joking, then a blonde actually walks in & he winks at me, introduces himself to her, & she rolled her eyes & kissed him.. it was his wife & that made my day

[Carlie V @Carlie_Veenhuis]

I was lifeguarding and a little boy threw his ball out of the water and his mom goes “maybe if you ask the pretty lifeguard she will grab the ball for you!” This kid looked me dead in the eye and goes “.....where’s the pretty one?” KIDS ARE RUTHLESS LMAO

[bean @emmaaraphael]

I gave a little kid some frozen yogurt today at work, and his mom says “okay, what do you say?” And he looks me dead in the eyes and says “I love you” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭