Fnan

For bookings, you can reach me on my cellular or electronic mail - [email protected]. Okay that's fake but I'm just trying to fit in with the promoters.

[Fnan @itsfnan]

@donaldglover dancing his way out of 2018 like

[Fnan @itsfnan]

@Rahwa take yo time with this one!

[Fnan @itsfnan]

@Rahwa Murica.

[Fnan @itsfnan]

@Rahwa man, when my dream house sold for nearly $100k over asking I went home to my rent-controlled apartment like a regular American. Sigh.

[Fnan @itsfnan]

@Rahwa just did the same thing up in the Oakland Hills a few weeks back. Unfortunately I don't have $$$,$$$ in foreign capital laying around

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

We're about two weeks away from a mass shooting breaking out during a mass shooting.

[Fnan @itsfnan]

Freshman year of college memories top of mind right now.

[Fnan @itsfnan]

@Rahwa that's unsafe I hear.

[Semhar @Semhar]

Donate to honor the life of #nextgen #Eritrea|n-Am we lost way too soon: https://t.co/vIjY7nvUMS cc: @Ginbarina #US

[Semhar @Semhar]

Sending love to tonight's Bay Area fundraiser,honoring life of #Eritrea|n-American Petros Ketema. Gone way too soon. https://t.co/9NLskGXr5W

[Semhar @Semhar]

Lawabiding black female citizen pursues her career, moves to new state, is inexplicably arrested,jailed & commits suicide? Pls. #SandraBland

[Fnan @itsfnan]

@Rahwa moving sucks. You probably needed a selfie stick to document the endeavors in real time.

[Fnan @itsfnan]

@Rahwa maybe if you returned my call when I was in town!

[Fnan @itsfnan]

@Rahwa how jealous are you of the free selfie stick I just got?

[Mitt Romney @MittRomney]

Take down the #ConfederateFlag at the SC Capitol. To many, it is a symbol of racial hatred. Remove it now to honor #Charleston victims.

[Fnan @itsfnan]

@Rahwa let's catch San Andreas next time I'm in town. You'll be back in Ohio in no time.

[Fnan @itsfnan]

@Rahwa ha! Good movie.

[Fnan @itsfnan]

@Rahwa here's my first purchase on Amazon Prime. Figured it would be a good lifelong investment eventually. Thanks!

[Fnan @itsfnan]

@Rahwa be like "that's an overpriced latte!"