mac harrison

I make a lot of bad decisions.

[mac harrison @itsfuckingmac]

At what point in a conversation about brewing kombucha is it acceptable to blow your fucking brains out?... asking for a friend...

[POLAND❤️ @boner_9]

How can you explain this @NASA

[mac harrison @itsfuckingmac]

Any car is a self driving car if you don’t give a shit.

[mac harrison @itsfuckingmac]

Riddim: Herobust https://t.co/aLN2IPLBxa

[lainey lloyd @LaineyPlunk]

PLS PLS PLS RETWEETTTTTT

[mac harrison @itsfuckingmac]

🦑🦖🦐🐡

[arvin. @meloforshort]

wait for a surprise

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Todd. He saved his human from a rattlesnake yesterday. A true h*ckin hero. He’s expected to make a full recovery and has been rewarded our fifth ever 15/10

[mac harrison @itsfuckingmac]

The only kind of pop-up ads I will tolerate on my feed. https://t.co/nkytv0rSDh

[mac harrison @itsfuckingmac]

My life is constantly trying to pick the fastest lane in a traffic jam but somehow always ending up in the one that’s at a dead stop

[mac harrison @itsfuckingmac]

Due to popular request, I’m fucking here.