can u not

snakes have legs

[the merry wörm @zenyanna]

jaime lannister... he's the greatest of all time. he's unbelievably washed. his heart is made of gold. he's a piece of shit. he's the most annoying man to ever live. he's the truest man to ever live. he believes in nothing. he believes in brienne. there are no men like him.

[siel @spearthehedge]

how long after sex is it okay to put on a knight of the seven kingdoms

[Kyle Kushblasta @SkinnyTuna]

are cigarettes bad for you they feel really good. are they bad. they put dead babies on the box but im not a baby

[⊹ @valryia]

rhaegar probably went on crazy ass coke rants about dany

[sar ⟡ cr: acok @nyramond]

“her sons were always kind”

[can u not @itshimetimecx]

@BronzeAgeBimbo idk why these make me want to draw you

[can u not @itshimetimecx]

@miya_pastel1 you inspire me

[⋆˚࿔ 𝓜αρία ˚. ᵎᵎ @kuro1uta]

My boyfriend called 2B a goon design and only did A ending of NieR automata so I broke up with him

[Armin @ArrminEm]

I’ve done acid more times than I had cottage cheese

[trainwrexx @trainwrexxv]

dip your cock in liquid nitrogen then hit it with a hammer and watch it shatter like glass

[cory @coolmathgame_]

horror movie lovers be like i love that movie it made me feel fucking awful and horrible and really scared

[هلال @4LPH4C4T]

wallahi I'll make heterophobia real

[cee @1ovesickkk]

sorry for acting kinda insane i was feeling a little unwanted

[dead, again @mothmortem]

sorry about the blood. the last person who came to my temple of worship was crushed tragically by a falling rock because he failed to bring me little cakes. you did… bring me .little cakes didn’t you.?

[frick @gofrickurself]

They’re uninstalling me tomorrow

[ale 🐞 @stonedinurattic]

self harming by remaining sober

[SignalCreep @sucking89]

can i come over and fuck up your rooms feng shui

[mila @f1onaapplesauce]

doing a line of what could’ve been

[dakota @im2hai]

i would never abuse marijuana i kiss her tenderly and slow

[shablowsk @virtuallyself]

eating some random pill off the carpet