hoemma

my career aspiration is to makeout with earl sweatshirt

[hoemma @itshoemma]

logan paul’s favorite bar was probably red brick.

[dennis @noribsnorice1]

Showing up to townhall this weekend

[hoemma @itshoemma]

coming on this god forsaken app because prince carl philip was right there. and 45.

[ℳ𝒶𝒸𝓀𝑒𝓃𝓏𝒾𝑒🦑💙🩵/⭐️💚🖤 @SmolMackenzieE]

Henrik Lundqvisk at 42

[Marysol’s cocky cock @CockyMarysol]

Praying Sandoval gets banished first round #TheTraitors

[Keke Palmer @KekePalmer]

The greatest detective the SVU ever seen.

[hoemma @itshoemma]

as someone with two passports this shit is not only tone deaf but incredibly fucking moronic. you know how much time and effort and money it takes to keep a second passport? you’re gifting your child with a lifetime of trips to the embassy unable to speak the language. clown.

[Shannen Michaela @ShannenPill]

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[hoemma @itshoemma]

it’s not like martin scorsese directed the the wolf of wall street the gold standard movie for teen boys everywhere or anything

[dille download play @whipplefingers]

yeah dude even disney made a whole goddamn movie about it

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Me when I have anxiety about a hypothetical scenario I literally just made up in my head

[hoemma @itshoemma]

putting king bach and hannah stocking on the same list as prince harry is wild

[Bleacher Report @BleacherReport]

The celebrity list for Messi's match tonight in LA is wild 🤯

(via @herculezg)

[hoemma @itshoemma]

breaking news! this person is not an rd, a child abuse pediatrician or even has a basic understanding on the concept of food deserts

[GRITCULT @GRITCULT]

This is extremely damaging and is child abuse.

[hoemma @itshoemma]

babes how specially are you being replaced? i don’t see frumpy and revlon eyeliner smudged eyes anywhere in this video?

[Libby Emmons @libbyemmons]

We've been replaced, ladies.

[hoemma @itshoemma]

if you delay a surgery against medical advice because you care more about the people in the OR’s genitalia than their medical expertise, that’s on you.

[Kas (Seddera Side) @sedderaside]

"Night of a 1000 Ashley Tisdale's" would become the best runway of all time i'm telling you!!!!

[jake @AC_Roald]

this is what true happiness looks like

[no context sitcoms ☮︎ 🍉 @oocsitcoms]

CRYING.

[hoemma @itshoemma]

imagine how fucking patronizing it would be to read books aloud to grown adults like they’re children because they’re old, sick, or without a home

[hoemma @itshoemma]

i thought this sounded like my dad and then i checked the replies and she said her boyfriend was from around where my dad is from and now i’m getting nervous