it is me

taking L’s for the plot

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough me time after work

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Türkiye when absolutely nothing is on the line

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

“Oh Balogun is just playing for the U.S. because he couldn’t make the England squad”…Folks, that is the entire promise of our nation.

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.

And then we’ll beat your ass with them.

[liz 💥 @lizaboth]

Mamdani is running NYC like a small town mayor in a romance novel and it’s so beautiful to see

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

No AMC theatres in Brooklyn feels racist

[agent bubblegum @kaitduffy]

I pay NYC rent just to go to bed at 9pm and go see movies at AMC by myself

[dill @dillongadoury]

@seandoherty THATS MY FUCCKING BOY JEFFRY

[John Hendrickson @JohnGHendy]

71 in NYC. In some sense you have to admire this absolute unit

[John Summit @johnsummit]

random but worrying about how much sleep u get every night is such a terrible way to live life i can’t stand what health podcasts have done to the younger gen, fuckin live a little

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

The stock market is up so we don’t have to prosecute pedophiles is one of the worst political messages i have ever heard.

[andrew pignanelli @ndrewpignanelli]

my goal is to become successful enough to use an ipad instead of a laptop. It's the perfect device for the successful man - worse than both a phone and a computer, requiring a staff of people producing actual work to maintain communications with you. A unicycle for the mind.

[GiGi @geneverwhat]

I hate it when they are mean to old people in airports. Like one day I’m gonna be a little confused and decrepit just trying to be with loved ones during the holidays.

[Micah Erfan @micah_erfan]

America’s such a diverse and multicultural place that even our white nationalists are brown.

[Kanye East @FuckedUpYogis]

What people don’t realize about Trump is that before being subscribed to any ideology he is a Desi Uncle at heart who meets someone like Mamdani and his first thought is, “I wish my chud bastard son Don Jr. had this type of authentic swag.”

[kev joon @never_oppressed]

Brother Trump has clearly received the light of Islam and is ready to recite the Shahada.

[شرق‌زده sharghzadeh @sharghzadeh]

How can I order the ethnic winter blanket online