Jaime

washed up pageant queen + sports writer

[Jaime @itsjaimegee]

Flight from Hell and now there’s not even a gate for us to go to. @JetBlue missed the mark at every turn.

[Jaime @itsjaimegee]

@SpiritAirlines You changed my flights 3 times. Okay whatever life happens, but to charge me hundreds for seats you can’t honor is outrageous and when I called I was hung up on trying to speak to a supervisor!! Is this really the customer service you have?

[Jaime @itsjaimegee]

@museumofdk Did he really?

[Jaime @itsjaimegee]

Not my my 7 year-old reading Noah Kahan to filth:

7: When we saw Noah at the boygenius concert, he had sooo many sodas at his table!

Me: Oh?

7: Thats why in his song he says ‘I’ll drink alcohol till my friends come home for Christmas.’ Alcohol must be a soda.

[Jaime @itsjaimegee]

Yes 😌

[The Wall Street Journal @WSJ]

Fans love Josh D'Amaro, head of Disney's theme parks. Is that enough to win him the CEO job? https://t.co/ZXhYVMi8yP https://t.co/ZXhYVMi8yP

[Jaime @itsjaimegee]

My seven year old is furious with me bc I didn’t secure Julien Baker in NYC tickets

[Jaime @itsjaimegee]

“So I thought I’d read the thoughts that you worked over time to stop.” Petition to put Noah Kahan in jail bc why would you say that???

[Jaime @itsjaimegee]

dying to talk about this to a unh kappa delta

[Jaime @itsjaimegee]

How fast did Noah Kahan have to run to get up to the green monster at Fenway

[Noah Kahan Archive @KahanArchive]

🚨|Noah getting teary-eyed at Fenway

“I just wish I could stay up here forever to remember it for the rest of my life, those type of moments you just don’t want to end”

[emma d’arcy thinker💭 @thinkdarcy]

emma d’arcy, olivia cooke, matt smith and fabien frankel for buzzfeed!

[Nora Dominick @noradominick]

emma d'arcy, we are only one (1) episode in, but i'm going to start hand carving your emmy award now. barely any words spoken, and yet they conveyed what grief feels like so perfectly #houseofthedragon

[Jaime @itsjaimegee]

I make fun of old people being scammed a lot for someone who has lost almost 1k on Noah Kahan at Fenway tickets with zero prospects of actually seeing him lmaoooooo (help I’m sad)

[paula @pauIette]

my exact reaction to this information

[Jaime @itsjaimegee]

I cry a lot but I am so productive, it’s an art -Taylor Swift regarding my attempt at working full time, being a mom, going to OT grad school, and trying to be a person

[erinspresso @riverindaIe]

imagine you’re joe alwyn. your only form of income is residuals from conversations with friends. you’re bracing yourself for your lunatic ex to eviscerate you for 16 songs. then all she calls you is broke and depressed then says she’s gonna khs over a 2 month situationship

[pippa @piptweets]

matty healy to lucy dacus

[Jaime @itsjaimegee]

I’m pretty sure I just got my hands on the last Zepbound box in the northeast. My god this is like the hunger games

[Jaime @itsjaimegee]

I can’t reiterate enough how much I do not want to see your husband or boyfriend shirtless on social media