my name is jeff

I'm witty and relatable

[my name is jeff @itsjeffmartin]

@HoodieMaybin Hahahahaha @kidsmoke21

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@TheJudge44 Not a human being @LilTunechi

[New York Yankees @Yankees]

We are once again asking you to rise.

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@blakestassi Oh hahaha I stopped watching the NBA in 2002. David Stern ruined my childhood

[gabe @PlayoffTanaka_]

•Awful pitch location
•It was the 6th straight slider of the AB
•Judge hit 62 homers last year
•No team would be dumb enough to have a sign stealing system that required the batter to look away every pitch

Can we please grow up

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@elonmusk

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@SpecTeamOmega Hahaha such a good take

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This aged well

[NCAA March Madness @MarchMadnessMBB]

🚨 Andy Katz's Sweet 16 Power Rankings:

1. Alabama
2. Houston
3. Texas
4. UCLA
5. Gonzaga
6. UConn
7. Arkansas
8. Xavier
9. Michigan State
10. Miami
11. Tennessee
12. Creighton
13. Kansas State
14. San Diego State
15. Princeton
16. FAU

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@CraftyMcNasty Still a great day overall but those were disappointing lol

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@CraftyMcNasty I’m not really into big 10 basketball for some reason haha I had no idea

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@kidsmoke21 Seems like a waste of time

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@Show__lumni Was at that sweet 16, god damn nick Johnson

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@Freudy Rangers get swept right @10buckson12

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@StakeUsa I’m pretty sure some guy named jtmartin18 does

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@StakeUsa Plinko it into oblivion

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@StakeUsa No that is the world if people actually hit 1000x plinko balls lmao

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@EAFIFAMOBILE Why do I only have Hakimi, Hernandez, snd Modric :/

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@StakeUsa :/

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@Cryptonesiac Boom got my money and account back with an apology from a manager within a week lol

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@Cryptonesiac That’s the worst. I had PayPal put me account on hold last year for suspicious activity (there was nothing suspicious) and held all of my money for what was gonna be six months but they couldn’t tell me why for “security reasons”. Filed a report with better business bureau