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The Lights In The Sky Are Stars

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@getpseudoed Boooo it’s a “social experiment”

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@getpseudoed That sounds passable actually that should work

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@xxsDenim There ya go, many kangaroos but that’s much better

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@xxsDenim Ya that’s about the same here ngl, I suppose yalls credit system and borrowing money might just not be as conducive towards such an activity

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@xxsDenim That’s not a bad price for a transmission replacement but it isn’t exactly a good one.
Don’t know what your car economy is like but that price would be a decent down payment on a used car

[Onepeg @Onepeg]

my beloved

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@xxsDenim Are they throwin out the whole transmission?

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@natetella Morale is in the dumpster

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@wiremxther 7 dabooons

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@natetella Ohhhhhhhhhhhh can’t be having that big guy. Have a beer

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Spider-Man was pretty fun

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@kodak5247 They’re sure gettin on that fast

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Being the guy who knows a guy is also a good position

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I mentioned that my garage door was making a sound.

An American immediately said, "I got a guy."

He did not ask what the sound was. He did not ask what kind of door. He produced a guy on the basis of the word garage.

I asked who the guy was.

He said, "Just a guy."

He did not have a company name. He had a first name and a phone number in his phone saved as "Mike Garage."

That is the contact name. Mike Garage. As though Garage is his surname. As though there is a family.

I asked how he found this guy.

"My brother-in-law used him."

I asked if the brother-in-law was satisfied.

He thought about it. Then he said, "He's still standing."

The house is still standing. That is the entire review.

Inside I said: THEY DO NOT KEEP RECORDS. THEY KEEP LOYALTIES.

I called Mike Garage. He answered from inside a vehicle. There was wind. He said he could come Tuesday between eleven and four.

Between eleven and four. A window of five hours. In my country this would be a scandal. Here it is generous. He gave me a window at all. Some guys do not give you a window. Some guys say "Tuesday" and that is the whole appointment.

He came at 1:40.

He fixed it in twenty minutes. He charged me less than I expected and he did not take a card, only cash or an app I had never heard of.

Before leaving he looked at my water heater, which I had not mentioned, and said, "That's gonna go."

I asked when.

"Couple years."

I asked what I should do.

He said, "I'll give you a guy."

He gave me a guy. Mike Garage has a guy. The guy has a guy. There is a network beneath this country made entirely of men named after their function, and none of them advertise, and all of them are busy.

Inside I said: THERE IS A SECOND NATION HERE. IT HAS NO SIGNS. IT IS ENTERED ONLY BY INTRODUCTION.

I have been given four guys since.

I have a guy for trees.

I did not know I needed a guy for trees.

I have trees now, apparently. They are my responsibility. A man named Rick told me so and then left.

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@somethings_awry They’re on the clock too

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@wiremxther “Yo what’s your pussy up to” is an all timer

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@_like_an_angel I gotta wear these mfers every day and it’s a one time purchase for the next several years, may as well buy the fancy ones

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@CrustPunk161 Gotta blow into it to turn your pc on, only turns on at .1 or above