JOY AF

Pretending to know what I'm doing.

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@NightValeRadio Fake it until you become it.

Go back to the soil.

[JOY AF @itsjoyitsjoy]

Lost my keys this morning.

They were in my hand in the living room, then gone by the time I got to the door.

Found them inside the bag of dog food in the pantry... Because the dog food scoop was in my backpack.

[JOY AF @itsjoyitsjoy]

"Marshall could set Toforest Johnson free today.

He could have set him free years ago.

But he won’t.

Doing so might make Marshall look soft on crime, and he’d let an innocent man die before admitting we have a justice system that misfires."

Steve Marshall is VILE.

[Kyle Whitmire @WarOnDumb]

This man is no good. https://t.co/EXGXjVdZFK

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@KRogersdotter Magnificent!

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@danisudd MOON!

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@Mutilated_Ivy Enneagram is astrology for evangelicals.

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@GinaGoesOutside I just want to know what the conversations were like when they named all these plants.

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@franzanth I use too many different file types to save them directly to the desktop, so I have an entire folder called "Temporary Files" for this exact purpose.

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@nywolforg Vera apparently didn't like it because she started yelling at me.

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@ITYSL This lovely lady goes on my front door.

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"Why send just one email about this subject when I could send eight, in completely separate threads?" -my coworker, apparently

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@Mutilated_Ivy I reply to bots all the time. Usually something snarky.🤷‍♀️

[JOY AF @itsjoyitsjoy]

Well, that didn't last long. I'm already back up to 70.

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Feeling accomplished! Got my browser tab count down to 56. 🥳

[Beth Shelburne @bshelburne]

No accountability in a one-party state. Business as usual in Alabama while the failing department of corrections ups its obfuscation game by intentionally hiding death data from the public during record deaths and a federal lawsuit. Outrageous.
https://t.co/dRtsgftFop

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@danisudd *back to 🫠

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@Mutilated_Ivy Tyler Thrasher makes some glow in the dark bouquets I think.

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@bshelburne What's that saying about blind pigs and acorns...

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@danisudd Yeah I'm def not paying without asking questions.

[JOY AF @itsjoyitsjoy]

TF is this shit?!

Why did I get a bill today from MARCH OF TWENTY TWENTY-ONE with "Medical Services" as the description?

How does this make any fucking sense?

It isn't a past due bill or anything. The due date is the end of this month.

Gonna call and ask if it's a joke.

[JOY AF @itsjoyitsjoy]

@danisudd Be sure to wash all the barbecue sauce out of it from last time.