kali glen

i’m not very good at twitter but that will not stop me from tweeting like im famous

[kali glen @itskaliglen]

@feyiszn @KC_Educator i love my mom❤️❤️

[kayla👸🏼🍓 @garzaaa8_]

wish I could turn my twitter pink

[Gf Be WILIN @gfbewilin]

A funny girl is better than a beautiful girl but I'm both

[moustafa @moustafaelzay8]

i love asking 7 different ppl for advice then do what i want

[zazo @zeinabadraa]

parked car conversations are something else

[Nicholas Fondacaro @NickFondacaro]

When asked for a solution to new pro-life laws around the country, Jane Fonda declares that they need to "murder" Republican politicians.
Joy Behar immediately jumps in to claim "she's just kidding," warning "they'll pick up on that and run with it."
Fonda gives a negative look.

[brian @bagchasinbrian]

after kindergarten life fell off

[M 🍓 @babyariees]

my love language is putting my leg over yours

[ℯ𝓁𝓁𝒶 🖤 @_02jessiica]

receiving flowers is the most beautiful thing ever

[kali glen @itskaliglen]

promoting my twitter in my moms classroom so i can be more famous than her

[nay🎀. @fineassnayyyy]

I cannot hide irritation to save my life 😂

[kali glen @itskaliglen]

#graduated high school !🕺🏻

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

i’m in a really good place right now, not mentally i’m just in bed

[kali glen @itskaliglen]

a movie where you pay into your social insurance instead of car insurance. you kill someone in a car wreck but say ‘sorry’, your insurance doesn’t go up. you hit a deer and don’t take it to the vet, you now pay 70% more.

[introvert @livewithnoregrt]

i’m not anti-social, i’m selectively social.

[AFRICAN & BLACK HISTORY @AfricanArchives]

Self-taught, child prodigy piano player, Sugar Chile Robinson.

[Kat @tatwina]

indirect “i love you” —— a thread.

[ivy ♡ *⁠.⁠✧ @xbabyivy]

“how was work”

“so listen to this shit”

[𝕛𝕒𝕟𝕖𝕒 @heyyitsjanea]

realized customer service wasn’t for me when a lady on the phone told me i didn’t know how to do my job and i said “well walk me through it” and she hung up