Kallen Alderman

livin’ la vida LaCroix | @popcultureotr

[Kallen Alderman @itskallen]

I dreamed a guy told me he was in love with me on our second date, and one reason was because of my “quarantine habits.” If you are the guy amazed by my ability to watch 11 seasons of Big Brother and fail a 2000-piece puzzle within a matter of months, please DM me. #2020InReview

[Eli Manning @EliManning]

Oops!

[Randolph Johnson @RandolphJSardis]

Marty Smith is in PRISON and no one SEEMS TO CARE

[Barstool SEC @SECBarstool]

It is day 3175 of Kiffin Watch.

Nobody has spoken to Lane Kiffin except for Pete Carroll and his yoga instructor.

Marty Smith is being held at gunpoint off camera by Jimmy Sexton.

Florida fans are still planning on tar and feathering Jon Sumrall upon his arrival.

[Kallen Alderman @itskallen]

@BryanDFischer At least there’s a little justice in this world

[Kallen Alderman @itskallen]

This is the face of two terrified people #UGAvsTEX

[Kallen Alderman @itskallen]

@HaasF1TeamBoss

[Kallen Alderman @itskallen]

Not Gunther Steiner’s F1 news being overshadowed by Nick Saban 😂

[Kallen Alderman @itskallen]

Between this bizarre game and the @SECNetwork commentary about eating grass and heated vests, I feel like I have entered the Twilight Zone #OleMiss #Arkansas

[Not Ole Miss Problems @OleMissNoProb]

what the hell is pass interference exactly if this isn’t it?

[Kallen Alderman @itskallen]

@Lane_Kiffin I can’t believe you haven’t tweeted about this yet

[Kallen Alderman @itskallen]

@matthewhoopes At a Halloween party and this is playing while beer pong is happening in the corner @relientK

[Kallen Alderman @itskallen]

The moment #TheBachelorette jumped the shark

[Kallen Alderman @itskallen]

Kiki has gotten more airtime than Enzo & David combined #TheChallengeUSA @dannydmac44

[Kallen Alderman @itskallen]

Jesse coming in to collect Rachel’s roses one by one #TheBachelorette

[Kallen Alderman @itskallen]

@jenjenx5 @viallnicholas28 Omg which one? 😂 also a Grocery Store Joe and even trying to go for Tyler C with the general contractor thing

[Kallen Alderman @itskallen]

Welcome back to #TheBachelorette @viallnicholas28

[Kallen Alderman @itskallen]

This season of #TheBachelorette is brought to you by

[Kallen Alderman @itskallen]

@JEZdaKING I could handle him getting a second chance on BB due to the dumb way he left the first time (even though the “all star” title is definitely a stretch), but after we saw that performance idk why we need to see him again 😂

[Kallen Alderman @itskallen]

Why is David on this show 😂 in the words of Mean Girls, QUIT TRYING TO MAKE DAVID HAPPEN #TheChallenge