fred’s mom

kate

[fred’s mom @itskatecontent]

@tacobell What Scorpio is running this account

[qoɔɐɾ 🥤🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @grundyj33]

twitter before twitter after
snap broke snapchat broke

[santana➐ @santanafekete]

me uninstalling and reinstalling snapchat to see if my wifi is broke #snapchatdown

[fred’s mom @itskatecontent]

@POTUS forgive my student loans and stop funding military murder aid or I’m moving.

[Lauren McKenzie @TheMcKenziest]

America... where your credit score says you can’t afford to pay a $700 mortgage so you pay $1200 rent

[diplo @diplo]

nobody’s gonna know

[𝑮𝑹𝑹𝑳 @GRRLmusic]

cryptocurrency is astrology for boys

[EMOTION @ULTRASLUT]

OLIVE GARDEN IS OUT HERE REVOKING PASTA PASSES

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

Let me see if I have this right:

We couldn't afford $2,000 checks because we spend $740 billion a year on Defense, yet we won't defend our own U.S. Capitol against domestic terrorists.

[fred’s mom @itskatecontent]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but we don’t need to see your ‘what I eat in a day’ videos today.

[Tara Millette @LazyGinger]

Remember when they shoved a senior citizen so hard he cracked his skull on the pavement and he started bleeding out of his ears?

[Adam Herman @AdamZHerman]

I am no longer impressed that Nicholas Cage managed to steal the Declaration of Independence.

[illroots @illroots]

ILLROOTS STIMULUS CHECK ✅

$600 TO ONE VISUAL ARTIST OF OUR CHOICE ❗️

REPLY WITH YOUR BEST WORK AND RT TO HELP A FRIEND 👥

[fred’s mom @itskatecontent]

*weeks

[BliX! @Trippin_Off_X]

I can watch svu for days

[trævis @RawsonTW]

My new favorite hobby is reading tweets from people opposing the $2,000 stimulus checks and then googling their houses. It never fails.

[Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright]

After 2020 I'm never going to question why they keep opening up Jurassic Park despite obvious safety issues.

[Kit🐙 @KitThoughts_]

Dudes really saying male privilege doesn’t exist and then go for a walk after dark.