KILLJILL 🤑

not me tho, yall be easy back up account is @itssailormars

[KILLJILL 🤑 @itskilljilll]

bunny says wyd 🐰🐰🖤

[ariel @donotdelay]

Being raised in an anti SpongeBob household is a lifelong social handicap and lowkey abusive

[quaintrelle 𓃵 @EKyleene]

men who push for anal are DL. I will not be explaining further.

[‏َ @certifedmatcha]

almost forgot this was the whole point

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

ppl just be too late man. its too late. i dont want it. i wanted it when i wanted it. i dont want it anymore.

[pinkie pie @pinkiepie71]

are u a good person or do u lack the courage to be evil

[T @GuadagninoFilms]

Timothée with Kylie during Knicks games

[Uncle Ruckus @Emarged]

Women are extremely vicious when they fall out of love with you. The disgust is almost palpable.

[𝐍.🎀༘⋆ @luvblessingz]

My favorite part of reality tv is when someone goes “I never said that” and then they play a compilation of every time the did in fact say that.

[toad @thelifeoftoad]

Although you’re extremely attractive and I’d love to have sex I don’t think we’re soulmates and it would thus be irresponsible for me to entangle our spirits. Hope you understand

[thuli tia @itsssthulsss]

i’m afraid a man with no desire to travel is a weapon formed against me 😭

[Out the way… @N0_Fabrication]

Ppl do be asking why you not in a relationship like it’s a drivers license or something ..man you know how many things have to align for a relationship to happen lol

[Ounka @OunkaOnX]

Imagine advertising luxury villas in Nazi Germany during Holocaust. That's the level of tone-deaf we're witnessing

[Z @puffpuffngga]

She would’ve fit wayyyy better on this season than on season 7

[mo 🤍 @mo_8389]

I HOLLERED

[sweet afia @elefaantz]

i don’t trust anyone who stans huda

[ً @artfuIchaos]

People will deadass think you’re secretive before thinking it’s none of their damn business.

[ki snow ❄️ @kiaraimanii_esq]

I’m not looking for a pen pal. Niggas wanna sit around and text all day w no plans in sight lol I’m good love, enjoy

[belle @belleslore]

maybe the secret to having a good life is spending enough time outside to remember that you’re part of nature, not separate from it

[Anvi🍒 @anvixox]

Everyone thinks I’m an adult, but inside I’m like this.

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

Hotel ACs are the McDonalds sprite of air conditioning