Mzaé

Sing About Me, I'm Dying of Thirst!

[KIPRONO @Onorpik]

The cost of building a new level 4 hospital is;
1= Ksh. 250 million.
15 = Ksh. 4 billion
Statehouse tea budget = 12 billion
Tell me why we need to run to white people for handouts!

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

By the time I learned Mudavadi and Weta were less inspiring than a boiled egg and a packet of Mala I had not even met Raila. For them to claim it is Baba who has taught us to disrespect them is utter rubbish. Respect is earned. They haven't earned mine.

[Waigoko Kimengemenge @jrobah]

Mungu Baba ninyime baddies lakini usinyime Sifuna 2027 presidency. Amina

[Sicko Bellic @smed_oo]

"Ata wewe ni Sifuna"

[Mzaé @itskiruui]

GOAT

[Author Sakwah Ongoma @CSakwah]

Mnatukaribisha Kwa parks ndio mtuue vile mliua Brian Odhiambo?

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

I feel so ashamed to know Shollei. Its most embarrassing that she taught me law ⁦@uonbi⁩ . Its even more embarrassing for me that I consider her a friend because it makes me really question my personal choices. ⁦@lawsocietykenya⁩ certificates of dishonor ziliisha?

[Ayahuasca🏝️🍹 @Ayahuascababe]

We didn't mark katiba at 10 or 15.....but we're marking katiba at 16 because Sifuna is basing his campaign on constitutionalism and the government has no idea how to counter that.

[The 6TH! Edwin Sifuna @Delbert_ross_]

Sifuna hits Ruto with issues

1. Constitutionalism
2. Equality
3. Rule of law
4. Priorities in projects...

Ruto's Response

1. Fala
2. Huna akili
3. Mjinga
4. Slogan
5. Agenda

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Politics @Imwene7]

#LakiniSioKalonzo

[Pauline Njoroge @paulinenjoroge]

By the time the slow botanist understands our agenda, he will already be in Sugoi, having lost to Edwin Sifuna at the ballot.

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏🎭 @wil_sonn1]

He already confessed that he is slow

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Hakuna hotseat hapa. As usual DP Ruto will bring his own wuestions and choose which ones he answers. https://t.co/02xH4KeEj9

[Ezra @EZRAwaCHELSKI]

Hussein, at a time like this in 2021, Ruto's agenda was hatupangwingwi. Ours now is Wantam.

Msitufunze kazi.

[Africanus @AfroEconomicus]

New plan?😅😂🤣

[𝗠𝗿𝗲𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗺𝗶𝘄𝗮 @wazibro]

To: [email protected].

Cc: [email protected]

RE: Rejection of the Kenya Information and Communication (Amendment) Bill, 2025

Dear Sir/Madam,

I hereby reject this bill

Yours,
[Name]
[ID NO.]

[Keo @catiekabiru]

Please help us OPPOSE this bill by using this link to send an email; it will only take 5 Minutes. RT
Support the cause: https://t.co/HsWbttUwqt

[Droid @droid254]

It's not.. There's even a bill to change internet billing... It's no coincidence

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Kenya’s government creates a problem that didn’t exist, then offers a solution that doesn’t solve it.