Liz Heather

Longtime affiliate of the Girl Guides of Canada.

[Liz Heather @itslizheather]

Sometimes I’m working on something and I think “god this is truly awful, I should never write another word again as long as I live I’ll never be successful” and then I remember the rat at the end of the departed

[hzrn @hzrnvm]

Snickers' marketing is so strange. it's never about tasting good, it's advertised as a total practicality, just to deal with hunger

[Chelsea Janes @chelsea_janes]

After watching Verlander yesterday, it strikes me that letting Max yell his manager off the mound on the last day is his version of a fairytale ending

[Liz Heather @itslizheather]

@deriviatives_ this is so funny, i can't stop thinking about it

[Liz Heather @itslizheather]

@nocontextmemes Same vibe.

[Liz Heather @itslizheather]

Romance is alive and well in new york city

[cly @tribecalledrags]

My grandkids going to be asking me grandpa what’s that confetti in that tiny little frame there and why do you sleep with it every night

[_pegasys is on 🟦☁️ @SierraOnMane]

the mississauga towers look like if the twin towers tried to dodge the planes

[annie @sweetndpolite]

Big Baseball wants jays fans to be divided but we must stay vigilant and remember the real enemies are and have always been the new york yankees

[Liz Heather @itslizheather]

This legit happens to me at least once a month

[Dark Kate @KateBDoll]

Just randomly thought about the fucking Jonas Brothers showing up and ruining the World Series.

[Liz Heather @itslizheather]

‘I am normal about the toronto blue jays’ is such a funny sentence and I need to keep it as my mantra thank you for this

[r @6ffside]

words of affirmation:
my baseball team has no bearing on my mental wellbeing.
i am normal about the toronto blue jays.
closer jeff hoffman is not real and cannot hurt me.
the toronto blue jays are a good baseball team.

[Liz Heather @itslizheather]

@errorclement 😂

[Owen Hill @_ohill]

“The Committee” goes bananas as a nickname

[Blake R. Weiner @BlakeWeiner]

I NEED this guy’s baseball sweater like I need water

[skye domie @skyedomie]

me on my way to cheer on the blue jays no matter what

[jannel⁸⁶ @jnnl36]

base stealing is for unethical teams who need to cheat and swindle runs. unless my team does it in which case it's clever and cunning

[Liz Heather @itslizheather]

@gabydvj the basement of the urban outfitters in herald square.

[Keegan Matheson @KeeganMatheson]

The #BlueJays have now struck out 47 batters in this series, the most by any team in the first three games of a season in MLB history (since 1900)

[Fred Thompson @yourbestfred]

Lmao Mad Max

[⋆ ｡ ° ༺˚ 𖦹 gîchœ łīçbåkt 𖦹 ˚༻ ° ｡ ⋆ @ichriecheblut]

you just know he dgaf

[Steve Hernandez @BigHern]

Simply CANNOT get over how RIDE OR DIE women are!

[Liz Heather @itslizheather]

That's my nephew! ahhh!

[F.O.L.A @folaoftech]

She has no clue what her son is up to… honestly, I don't get it either.