Mac Ruiz

Santa Cruz based, dog loving, espresso fueled stand up comedian & pickle queen🌻🐕☀️🥒💚

[Mac Ruiz @itsmacruiz]

I really do be running up that hill tho.

[United Farm Workers @UFWupdates]

As you’re preparing for your Thanksgiving meal, remember the skilled work it took to get that food to you.

Tell us your favorite Thanksgiving dish, and we can share some of what we know about the work behind the ingredients.

[Mac Ruiz @itsmacruiz]

@BradRad5Bradley Hi Brad, have you thought about contacting Leah Remini?

[Mac Ruiz @itsmacruiz]

Not letting your passenger control their window in an Uber seems like Jigsaw behavior IMO

[Mac Ruiz @itsmacruiz]

@ThatBatteryGuy Welcome to the online fam 🌻

[Mac Ruiz @itsmacruiz]

@ThatBatteryGuy At least we’re both carrying out acts of love in the grey worlds we are currently in.

[Mac Ruiz @itsmacruiz]

@ThatBatteryGuy A: I’m sorry, it’s a terrible feeling to relate to. B: I think it’s maybe parallel but not necessarily better or worse. Relation is a better tool than comparison with things like this. There’s community in relating, and I’m sorry you relate but

[Mac Ruiz @itsmacruiz]

@senatoradrianna Your hair looks absolutely gorgeous

[Mac Ruiz @itsmacruiz]

Love is me leaving for a weekend and my cat letting me hold her paw in bed for 30 minutes when I got back

[Mac Ruiz @itsmacruiz]

@FlySJC Everything was wonderful! Thanks for being a fantastic airport, with the cutest animals! ❤️🎄❤️

[Mac Ruiz @itsmacruiz]

@FlySJC doesn’t disappoint. They had an animal parade today 😭😍

[Mac Ruiz @itsmacruiz]

I took a lot of melatonin last night and I had a dream that I had a full on friendship with a squirrel. It felt so real that I woke up literally mourning the loss of my imaginary squirrel bestie, I am baffled.

[Henry Phillips @Henlips]

Hey guys, just dropping in to say the tweets are looking great, keep it up!

[Mac Ruiz @itsmacruiz]

My new favorite pastime is saying “wow this is good, who is this?” to my Uber drivers when they’re playing Pink Floyd

[chris melberger @chrismelberger]

5 years ago matt rife blocked me for this tweet lol

[Mac Ruiz @itsmacruiz]

I did just start serving at my old restaurant job again so that’s occupying time but I still don’t feel fulfilled. I work a lot and that makes it hard to find friends too. Would love tips from other busy folks who maintain and nourish friendships regularly!

[Mac Ruiz @itsmacruiz]

My life becomes very solitary at times & I’m finding it hard to cope. Being an assistant means my life revolves around someone but when they’re away on trips I spend almost every hour alone. Does anyone else who works in a solitary environment have any tips?

[Mac Ruiz @itsmacruiz]

I was trying to think about the movie where the kid goes to the future and my brain kept telling me “Fast And Furious” and then I realized that it’s “back to The Future” someone pls advise

[Mac Ruiz @itsmacruiz]

Not this man at the airport being approached by the drug dog saying “oh he smells my cats!” 😂

[Mac Ruiz @itsmacruiz]

AUSTIN TEXAS I’m about to be all up in your business! Breakfast cocktail finished and plane getting ready to board, let’s gooooo! See you at Altercation Comedy Festival ghouls and gals! 🤠✈️💕😇

[Mac Ruiz @itsmacruiz]

The feminine urge to put “lol” after every sentence