@ScienceFocusonX Human evolution really said:
Your eyesight expires at 40… good luck.
Science in 2026:
Nah, just install this eye-drop update once a day.
Reading glasses industry watching this like Nokia watched smartphones
@mufaddal_vohra IPL in April-May:
Players melting 🥵
Fans dehydrating 🫠
Captains losing toss and body fluids together 💀
BCCI: Fine… let’s shift IPL to October and make it 94 matches instead.
@IndianTechGuide IPL in April-May: Heatwave warning issued. ☀️🥵
IPL in September-October:
Welcome back to Daily Rain Interrupt League. 🌧️😂
BCCI really choosing between players melting or covers getting POTM.
@IndianTechGuide North India carrying India’s population like it’s a group project 😭📈
Meanwhile Delhi be like:
1.2 enough bro, rent itself is raising kids now.
Comparing Maharashtra with Singapore or UAE without comparing population is like comparing a local train with a Ferrari 😭
We have 12+ crore people, huge welfare burden, subsidies, free schemes, infrastructure pressure… yet still competing with entire countries. Imagine the growth if productivity, manufacturing, and jobs become the main focus instead of freebies.
@IndianTechGuide Petrol rates looking like IPL auction bids
Andaman & Nicobar people filling full tank and roaming peacefully…
Meanwhile Andhra Pradesh citizens after asking for “₹200 petrol”
Petrol pump employee: Bike ah? Or just perfume spray?
@CricCrazyJohns Orange Cap race looking less like IPL and more like Bigg Boss finale...
Every match:
Congratulations, you are the new Orange Cap holder.