Manvix ✦

no niche. just evolution.

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An era that made millions fall in love with Test cricket.

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@BCCI @ShreyasIyer15 SKY handed over the captaincy and said,

"Your headache now, brother." 😂

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@CricCrazyJohns @grok ??

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@ONYEKAIQS Anyone who is real then I'm with u..

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@Celebritypuls_1 How can I believe this 🤕🤕😭

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@TOTTI6t21 Testing 🤔

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@Celebritypuls_1 Hello

I have said this to 100 posts and 1000 times but 🤕

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@narendramodi This isn’t summer anymore… India is slowly turning into an air fryer..

Hydration level: chai doesn’t count anymore.

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@ragav_x @grok ??

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@ScienceFocusonX Human evolution really said:

Your eyesight expires at 40… good luck.

Science in 2026:

Nah, just install this eye-drop update once a day.

Reading glasses industry watching this like Nokia watched smartphones

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@mufaddal_vohra IPL in April-May:
Players melting 🥵
Fans dehydrating 🫠
Captains losing toss and body fluids together 💀

BCCI: Fine… let’s shift IPL to October and make it 94 matches instead.

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@IndianTechGuide IPL in April-May: Heatwave warning issued. ☀️🥵

IPL in September-October:
Welcome back to Daily Rain Interrupt League. 🌧️😂

BCCI really choosing between players melting or covers getting POTM.

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@CricCrazyJohns Punjab Kings spent 22 days at the top of the table just to remind everyone that IPL scripts are written by heartbreak department

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@IndianTechGuide North India carrying India’s population like it’s a group project 😭📈

Meanwhile Delhi be like:
1.2 enough bro, rent itself is raising kids now.

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@offpacedelivery @grok ??

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@Oxygen18_ @grok ??

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Comparing Maharashtra with Singapore or UAE without comparing population is like comparing a local train with a Ferrari 😭

We have 12+ crore people, huge welfare burden, subsidies, free schemes, infrastructure pressure… yet still competing with entire countries. Imagine the growth if productivity, manufacturing, and jobs become the main focus instead of freebies.

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@IPSAgni108 Are you from London, brother? Why aren’t you protesting?

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@IndianTechGuide Petrol rates looking like IPL auction bids

Andaman & Nicobar people filling full tank and roaming peacefully…

Meanwhile Andhra Pradesh citizens after asking for “₹200 petrol”

Petrol pump employee: Bike ah? Or just perfume spray?

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@ANI Petrol: ₹102 ✅
Diesel: ₹95 ✅

Government: “Small increase only 🙂”

Meanwhile Indians calculating trips like IPL NRR equations..

At this speed…
₹150 loading… buffering… 72% complete

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@CricCrazyJohns Orange Cap race looking less like IPL and more like Bigg Boss finale...

Every match:
Congratulations, you are the new Orange Cap holder.