Mariya

marketer, among other things | @mccnyu alum | Tweets are my own |

[Teddy @toneill92]

Genuinely funny that every Knicks fan that has been watching these playoffs thought “okay they cut it to 15 we might have something here” at 0.5% win probability

[ASPCA @ASPCA]

Let's go K(nicks)ITTENS! 🏀Our New York City Kitten Nursery's residents decided to go all out to root for their favorite hometown team during finals. You could say that our kittens are fed, our nursery is their comfy bed, all of them strive to thrive, Knicks in five!

[LASIK.com @LASIKdotcom]

Still offering NBA refs free LASIK. 🤫

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

Mike Brown: "Over here you called it a foul, but over there you called it a travel."

Ref Marc Davis: "Ah sh*t you're right."

💀💀💀

[$ @aliyahvallen]

knicks were winning while i was landing 🧡💙

[larena @rauhl1999]

“we got a lot of people at home watching” 😭 #bieberchella

[Autism Capital 🧩 @AutismCapital]

This is actually so unbelievably incredibly cool. Kids, be grateful.

[Carolyn Barber, MD @cbarbermd]

JUST IN: Absolutely devastating. 💔
Brown has identified MukhammadAziz Umurzokov — a gentle, gifted scholar who hoped to become a neurosurgeon — as a victim of the shooting.

He survived a childhood brain condition.
He mastered every class they offered.
He worked a summer job for a laptop.
He helped everyone with homework.
He dreamed of becoming a neurosurgeon to help kids like himself.

He was just 18.
He should still be here. RIP💔🙏

[CantaLoupe @CantALoupe_FF]

Getting up Checking
for work waiver claims
at 6:00 a.m. at 3:00 a.m.

[ems 🍂 @atotalposer]

THE NEW YORK TIMES PAYWALLED THE MINI CROSSWORD

[Tyler DeLuca @TylerDeLuca]

One of the most greatest sports takes of all time gets even greater today after the WNBA Draft

[Mariya @itsmariyaa_]

STFU

[Mariya @itsmariyaa_]

Running into AQ Shipley at the Phoenix Open was not on my 2025 bingo card #patmcafeeshow

[StormHQ ☈ @StormHQwx]

Timelapse of the #HughesFire rapidly growing to 500 - 1,000 acres in under an hour across Northern Santa Clarita, CA.

[Mariya @itsmariyaa_]

@TMathSports Proud of you! 💕

[Mariya @itsmariyaa_]

@masculinepath04 I worked with this guy back on his coffee brand when I did freelance marketing. Let’s just say the experience was unpleasant and the brand was suspiciously similar to another small business..

[Amit @HeyAmit_]

The 20 most creative and iconic ads you've ever seen:

1. IKEA

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

This list got me HOLLERING

[Mariya @itsmariyaa_]

Is anyone else’s Ring Neighbors app going off like this??

[GL @gldivittorio]

Nothing gets past these guys