Marlee

South Dakota | Speech Pathology | my mom thinks I’m funny

[Marlee @itsmarleemack]

I told Mack the movie was called Harry Potter but I said it in a British accent and now it’s the only way he pronounces it. You’re welcome.

[Marlee @itsmarleemack]

@itsmaddiemack Who are you

[Marlee @itsmarleemack]

#GoJacks !!!

[Marlee @itsmarleemack]

#GoJacks !!!

[Marlee @itsmarleemack]

Hello, I was born in 1996.

Today, I wore skinny jeans and a middle part. Yesterday, I wore mom jeans and a side part. I don’t have tiktok, but I also don’t remember the 90s. I don’t know who I am or where I belong, but I know I’m not alone!!

[Marlee @itsmarleemack]

I laughed out loud

[Marlee @itsmarleemack]

I’ve worked with some people for months and I DO NOT KNOW WHAT THE BOTTOM HALF OF THEIR FACES LOOK LIKE

[Marlee @itsmarleemack]

you’re telling me I did an insane 30-minute workout and barely burned off a single onion ring???

[Marlee @itsmarleemack]

Family Christmas means sharing a room with your toddler niece and waking up in the middle of the night to her singing happy birthday to.. idk, a ghost ???

[Marlee @itsmarleemack]

If anyone was wondering how insecure I was in high school, here ya go

[Marlee @itsmarleemack]

I tried to use the grease from my forehead to get the produce baggie open bc that’s more sanitary than licking my fingers!! I think!!

[Marlee @itsmarleemack]

when you wanna nap but you can’t let your guard down

[Marlee @itsmarleemack]

my niece was crying so we asked my 3-year-old nephew what happened and he re-enacted her falling off the couch in slow motion and it was ah-mazing

[Marlee @itsmarleemack]

my niece just climbed onto my lap and pretended to eat my moles

[Marlee @itsmarleemack]

best message I’ve ever received

[Marlee @itsmarleemack]

@RileyHeck1 *pretends to know what you’re talking about*

Yep!

[Marlee @itsmarleemack]

choose your fighter

[Marlee @itsmarleemack]

Ok ok ok.. this is pretty funny tho

[Ryan Long @ryanlongcomedy]

When Wokes and Racists Actually Agree on Everything.

[Marlee @itsmarleemack]

him: what’s that

me: a bassinet

him: that’s a dog

[Marlee @itsmarleemack]

TEENAGE GIRLS DOING TIK TOKS IN SWIM SUITS IS CHILD PORNOGRAPHY FIGHT ME ON THIS